#Television
HBO Max orders ‘Full Circle’ Limited Series From Steven Soderbergh. Yeah buddy, yeah kehd.
HBO Max and Steven Soderbergh are continuing their dalliance. Their little love affair, and I’m here for it. Soderbergh fucking rules. All gas, no breaks. Just fucking pumping out content, and I’m running behind him gobbling it up as he drops it. Do it Stevey, keep the dope shit coming.
‘A.P. Bio’ Season 4 Trailer: Everybody Shut Up Again on September 2!
Holy fuck, A.P. Bio is back soon! Like, real motherfucking soon! September 2 soon! Here’s a trailer for the fourth season to get you real, real dirty on your chalkboard. Yeah, I don’t know what the fuck I mean by that. Whatever.
‘Stranger Things’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: The Next Hit of Glowing Nostalgia Arrives in 2022
Ya’ll remember Stranger Things, right? The fucking show that was equal parts sort of wonderful nostalgia and glaring thievery? Okay, maybe only I remember it that way. But you do, right? You do remember, I assume? Well the motherfucker is returning, finally! After a thick-ass wait. The problem? Said thick-ass wait is going to continue into 2022 when the fourth season will finally drop.
‘Cobra Kai’ Season 4 Teaser Trailer: Return to the All Valley In December!
Listen I fuck with Cobra Kai but they gotta start wrapping this shit up. Last season they spun their wheels for like six episodes, and it’s becoming more CW drama than Johnny Lawrence case study. That fucking complaining aside? I’m ready for the fourth season to drop this December. It’s fun as fuck, but let’s not stuff new content down our throats just to do so.
Bruce Campbell joins ‘A.P. Bio’ Season 4 as Jack Griffin’s dad. This is perfect fucking casting.
Goddamn, am I ever glad that A.P. Bio exists. Just a real fucking gem of a television show, and maybe the only reason I’m glad Peacock is a streaming service. Cause they saved the show when all you bum-ass bitches didn’t watch it on NBC. I forgive you, but I don’t forget. Now the show is cranking into its fourth season and the production has revealed some inspired casting. The show has added Bruce Campbell as Jack Griffin’s dad. Just goddamn perfect.
Amazon’s ‘Lord of the Rings’ series is dropping September 2, 2022. Goddamn that’s a fucking wait!
Amazon has dropped the release date for its Lord of the Rings series. That’s the good fucking news. However there is bad news, motherfuckers. The wait is more interminable than the series the show is based on. It ain’t arriving until September 2, 2022!
‘The Witcher’ Season 2 is dropping December 17. Looks like I know how long I fucking got!
We finally got a date for The Witcher‘s second fucking season, and I finally got a deadline. Time to clear my ass, head, and chakras and hop to catching up on this shit. Lord knows, I’ve had enough fucking time.
‘The Witcher’ Spinoff series has cast Michelle Yeoh in a key role. Well, this rules.
I don’t know The Witcher well, but I wanna watch it. However, I do know Michelle Yeoh and the fact that she absolutely fucking rules. Which means I’m stoked she’s been cast in the spinoff series in a key role.
Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement working on Action-Adventure TV Series. Sign me the fuck up!
Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement pretty much can’t do any wrong. Which is why despite them usually sticking to comedy, I’m more than stoked for their action-adventure series. I mean, right?
‘Interview With The Vampire’ TV Series swooping onto AMC. Fucking bizarre, but sure!
Listen we can all gnash our fangs at the lack of necessity for this shit. However, AMC has a pretty goddamn good track record when it comes to movies-turned-TV and shows in general. So let’s just open our wings to the potential for this shit to work. Right? #Pun. #Pun.