#Television
‘Barry’ Season 2 Teaser: It’s about to go off on March 31!
Praise be the Hitman Thespians of the world! Barry‘s second season finally has a release date, and I can’t wait.
Marvel’s ‘Loki’ TV series lands ‘Rick and Morty’ writer as its goddamn showrunner. Man, this is gonna be good, ain’t it?
I really, really want to not give a fuck about the Marvel shows heading to Disney’s streaming service. But, the motherfuckers don’t fight fair! I mean, a Rick and Morty writer as the showrunner? Fuck.
‘Transformers’ animated series heading to Netflix. This could *fucking* own, my dudes!
Man, maybe the Universe is finally dusting the turds off the Transformers franchise. Last year’s Bumblebee was genuinely one of the most fun popcorn flicks in a minute. And now? We got ourselves an animated prequel series heading to Netflix.
Ridley Scott’s ‘Alien’ TV series is heading to Hulu. I’d prefer it to head to Hell
Well, fuck. Ridley Scott’s still on Alien bullshit. Apparently, dude is bringing a TV series to Hulu. After the last two installments, I’d prefer he launch it into the fucking sun.
‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ and ‘Good Place’ creator teaming-up with Kal Pen for new series. Goddamn fuck yeah!
Mike Schur just fucking creates dope shows, man. The Good Place. Parks & Rec. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So, you bet your bottom fucking dollar I’m excited for his new show with Kal Pen.
Steve Carell starring in Netflix series based on Trump’s SPACE FORCE, reteaming with ‘The Office’ creator Greg Daniels
A Netflix series from Steve Carell and Greg Daniels? Sounds awesome to me. Based on Trump’s Space Force? Sounds awesome to me. But, we gotta acknowledge it. We’re living in an ever-increasingly glitching reality.
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Trailer: The Battle Against The Coming Night Starts April 14
We got ourselves a trailer and a release date for the final Thrones season, my friends.
Al Pacino is joining Jordan Peele’s Nazi Hunting show. Just when I thought I couldn’t be more torqued about it!
Al Pacino is going to be hunting Nazis for Jordan Peele. What an utterly preposterous, glorious statement.
‘Punisher’ Season 2 Trailer: Frankie is out of retirement and back on his vigilante bullshit!
Hey! Enjoy the second season of the Punisher before Netflix kills it! Seriously though, I never watched the first season. And with the pall of all the Marvel cancellations, I’m a bit hesitant to get emotionally involved now.
‘Captain Marvel’ writer will be showrunner for ‘Vision and Scarlet Witch’ TV series. Can they make me give a fuck?
The writer of Captain Marvel is the showrunner for the Vision and Scarlet Witch TV series. Is this good? We have no fucking clue yet! Additionally, and maybe it’s just me, but who gives a flying fuck about the Vision? Or The Scarlet Witch? Not me, not yet.