#Television
‘Jack Ryan’ Season 2 Trailer: The latest installment of jingoistic slop starring Jim drops November 1
Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy Jack Ryan. But, man. I would never call it good. That said, can’t wait!
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Amazon’s ‘Lord of the Rings’ series casts ‘Bandersnatch’ star Will Poulter as lead. Sure, okay, I have no opinion on this.
Amazon’s Lord of the Rings has cast Will Poulter as the lead. It is a series that I will absolutely not be watching. That said? The dude is a good actor.
HBO’s ‘Watchmen’ series is debuting October 20. Tick. Tock. Motherfuckers!
Man, I cannot wait for the goddamn Watchmen series/sequel/whatever on HBO. But, I must fucking wait. Alas, alas. At least now I know when I have to wait until. October 20.
‘Mr. Robot’ Final Season Trailer: Fuck society one last time on October 6!
The trailer for the final season of Mr. Robot! I ain’t fucking watching it! I want the entirety of this final dance to be fresh for me.
‘Breaking Bad’ movie is called ‘El Camino’ and follows Jesse on the run. Pump this into my fucking soul!
Whoops! Motherfucking Netflix accidentally leaked the title and plot of the Breaking Bad movie! Titled El Camino, it is going to follow Pinkman on the fucking run. I need this shit. Now.
Marvel reveals ‘Moon Knight’, ‘She-Hulk’ and ‘Ms. Marvel’ series for Disney Plus. Jesus Christ, slow downnnn
Marvel has revealed three more series for Disney Plus. Moon Knight, She-Hulk, and Ms. Marvel. Like, all of these properties make me juiced. But? Too much content, dude. Too fucking much.
‘Cowboy Bebop’ Netflix live-action casts Elena Satine as Julia. Ain’t familiar in the fucking least!
I ain’t familiar with Elena Satine. But, she’s been cast as none other than Julia in that Cowboy Bebop adaptation. An adaptation that I quite truthfully keep forgetting is happening. Here’s hoping! Here’s hoping.
‘Homecoming’ season 2 has Stephan James returning and Kyle Patrick Alvarez will direct all the episodes. I need this to be fucking good!
Homecoming is getting a second season, friends. For better or worse. We’ve known that shit. However, now we know even more. Stephan James, who was fantastic in a lead role in the first season, will return. Additionally, Kyle Patrick Alvarez will direct all the episodes. How is my junk-mouth, rot-brain processing this? Cautiously. It’s hard to fathom the follow-up season approaching the heights of the original, given the absence of Sam Esmail. But, that said? It could very well rock in its own way.
George R.R. Martin says he can finish the books now that ‘Game of Thrones’ is over and I respect the honesty
GRRM has seen the ending of Game of Thrones along with the rest of us. And I imagine he’s thinking what we are all thinking. There is no way the book series’ ending can be worse than the show. Take a breath, GRRM, and begin hammering that shit out.
Kevin Smith is bringing a ‘He-Man and the Masters of the Universe’ animated series to Netflix. Sure? I guess?
Silent Bob is bringing a motherfucking Masters of the Universe animated series to Netflix. How do I feel about this? Not sure. I love Kevin Smith, the dude. As far as Kevin Smith the creator? It’s been, uh, a bit since he did something for me. Like, we’re talking Chasing Amy.
