#Television
Ava DuVernay directing pilot of ‘DMZ’ adaptation for HBO Max. My nipples are so hard.
DMZ is one of my favorite comic series of all time. And now, on the precipice of our second Civil War, the comic is finally getting adapted. With Ava DuVernay directing the pilot. Holy fucking hell.
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‘Stranger Things’ renewed for Season 4, obviously. Finally leaving Hawkins, too!
Stranger Things is getting a Season 4. Which seems like an obvious move. However, even better news is that the show is going to move beyond Hawkins.
‘Letterkenny’ Season 7 Trailers: Fuck You, Shoresy!
Friends, the trailer for Letterkenny Season 7 is here! And, while it doesn’t give away much, it does make me want to give my balls a tug.
‘GLOW’ renewed for fourth and final season. Fuck me, I got to watch the third!
GLOW is getting a fourth and final season, friends. And while it’s always a bummer that a show is ending, I’d rather it end while it’s still getting pops. As opposed to, you know, going out on its back.
Those are wrestling puns.
Chuck Palahniuk’s novel ‘Invisible Monsters’ being adapted for TV by ‘Legion’ writer Jennifer Yale
Chuck P, baby! Used to be my absolute fucking favorite. And still, he’s close to my heart. That’s despite him being a bit edge-lord, a bit grumpy pants. So, how do I feel about Invisible Monsters being adapted? Cautiously optimistic!
‘Fargo’ Season 4 casts ‘Justified’ star Timothy Olyphant in a recurring role. Hell fucking yes.
Timothy Olyphant is going to be up in that Fargo season 4 shit. I say, goddamn. One of my favorite actors joining one of my favorite shows? I’m stoked.
New ‘Battlestar Galactica’ series coming from ‘Mr. Robot’ creator and I’m wholly the fuck in
[Update: It ain’t a reboot, it’s within the same mythos. Even cooler, fuck yes!]
Battlestar Galactica is being rebooted for NBC’s streaming service. Typically, this would make me shriek and tug at my pubes in a fury. However, it’s being rebooted by Sam Esmail. You know, the dude behind the equally-as-reality-questioning Mr. Robot. So, I’m fucking in. All in.
‘Watchmen’ Trailer: Previews for Lindelof’s remix continue to intrigue and befuddle. I’m all in.
I’ll admit, I only skimmed this trailer for Watchmen. I really, really want to go into this series blind! That said, fuck, am I ever excited for it.
‘The Stand’ TV series casts Alexander Skarsgard as Randall Flagg. I don’t know enough to judge this!
I like Alexander Skarsgard. I suspect I’d really enjoy The Stand. That fucking said? I have no idea if casting him as Randall Flagg is a good call. Someone else weigh-in!
‘Hawkeye’ TV series eyes Hailee Steinfeld for lead as Kate Bishop. This. Is. Fucking. Perfect.
The Hawkeye TV series has apparently offered Hailee Steinfeld the lead role, where she’d be playing Kate Bishop. You know her as the other Hawkeye, and she’s goddamn fantastic. Equally as goddamn fantastic? Hailee Steinfeld.
