#Star Wars
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ WORKING TITLES REVEALED. WOW OR SOMETHING.
I don’t really give a fuck about the titles for any Star Wars movie. If I’m being frank, the only one that really is entrenched in my heart is Empire Strikes Back. So while these two working titles don’t do anything for me (and they may not stick), I don’t really put much stock in their importance.
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‘STAR WARS REBELS’ TEASER TRAILER: Rise, REBELS!, Rise!
This teaser trailer for Star Wars Rebels is essentially nothing. That doesn’t stop it from essentially breaking my dick with excitement.
Today is Second Annual ‘STAR WARS’ READS DAY, ‘Hand of Thrawn’ GET.
Today is the second annual Star Wars Read Day. The initiative is designed to use the famous franchise’s novels to push reading in bookstores and libraries across this country. Frankly I had no idea there was a first one last year, but I think it’s pretty goddamn neat.
‘EPISODE VII’ NEWS: SAOIRSE RONAN talks about AUDITIONING WITH LIGHTSABER
As I’ve already stated, Saoirse Ronan kicks fucking ass. She holds it the fuck down in Hanna. Which if you haven’t seen, correct that shit immediately. So when word drops that she auditioned for Episode VII, and it involved a lightsaber?
Fugg yeah.
‘STAR WARS’ SPIN-OFF FLICKS will be ORIGIN STORIES. Mehnothanx
Yeah maybe these movies will be decent but I’m not feeling yet another set of origin stories in the Star Wars universe. I’d rather they throw us some Kenobi nuggets from when he was protecting Luke, or like, issuing destruction during the Clone Wars or whatever. I don’t need to see Han Solo find Baby Chewie.
(I’ll still love it probably okay fuck you.)
NO SH*T RUMOR: The MILLENIUM FALCON will “play a role” in ‘EPISODE VII.’
Does this surprise you? Does it knock the hair off your labia? Does it hardened your nipples and/or testicles? ‘Cause it seems pretty obvious to me. If James James Abrams is getting the entire original cast back together for Episode VII, why in tarnation wouldn’t the Millenium Falcon be involved? So why am I covering this? ‘Cause I fucking love Star Wars!
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII snags first RUMORED TITLE.
Star Wars, what the fuck? Dropping news on a Sunday. The first football Sunday! I had to put my pants on, pull out my Aaron Rodgers butt plug, and scuttle across the room to report the news. It appears that Episode VII has its first rumored title? What do you think? Imma leave this here, plug back in, and watch some foosball.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ casting call REVEALS THREE roles. NO PORKINS GHOST WTF
An Episode Abrams casting call has revealed three roles. But there’s a problem. No Porkins. No fucking Porkins? In my mind, for my fucking money, Porkins is the most obvious Force-sensitive character in the SWU. Clearly he was never caught (not recruited, they were predators) by those Jedi pricks. However, I always sort of envisioned he’d come back as a Force ghost. Maybe Episode VIII?
‘EPISODE VII’: Here’s how the F**KING EMPEROR COULD RETURN
This is still a rumor. But frankly, Hollywood is so unimaginative and committed to exploiting past successes that I don’t doubt it in the least. I mean, why till new ground?
Rumor: IAN MCDIARMID returning for ‘EPISODE VII.’ EMPEROR PALPUTRID.
One of my gravest fears regarding Episode VII is that it will traffic in nostalgic and throwbacks. It won’t carve out its own niche in a flourishing Universe, but rather go full Abrams and regurgitate tired tropes and been-done characters. This latest rumor only heightens that fear.
