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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season Two Trailer: Vader Ain’t Happy

Watch: Matthew Mcconaughey reacts to new ‘The Force Awakens’ trailer

Oh God: ‘The Force Awakens’ posters reveal Kylo Ren, new Stormtroopers

goddamn yes

My body can’t even remotely fucking handle these goodies.

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Not True: Han Solo shoots first in ‘Star Wars’ digital editions

han solo

[Update: This has already been debunked. Because life is pain.] This week it was announced that Disney and the Monolith were releasing Star Wars in all sorts of glorious digital editions. I didn’t give one singular crap because it was understood that they were still Georgey’s Bunk Butchered Editions. But if rumors hold, at least one of his more egregious hack jobs is getting reversed.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: ‘The Force Awakens’ poster debuting at Celebration

THe Force Awakens

Very important news.

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Maybe: Ben Mendelsohn playing ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ villain

Ben Mansdolirna?

I am most acquainted with Ben Mendelsohn as the fuckboy that Bane readily handles in The Dark Knight Rises. But the dude is a pretty rad actor in other stuff escaping my mind, and so I’m down with him being cast as the villain. As Rendar said to me, he has Imperial officer written all over him.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: The TV show is happening, waiting for movies first

Star Wars Blooper Reel

Here’s some Star Wars non-news for you. Apparently the proposed television show is still happening. However, it ain’t popping off until the upcoming movies adequately seed our pop culture psyche with the Force.

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‘Star Wars’ Maybe News: J.J. Abrams wanted for ‘Episode IX’

J.J. Abrams.

I always sort of thought J.J. Abrams was going to direct the entire new Star Wars trilogy. But with the turnover from The Force Awakens to Episode VIII being so short, it made sense that someone else would direct the middle bitty. When they named Rian Johnson, that beautiful, talented fucker, as the man in charge I rejoiced. I could handle him ostensibly handling the next two flicks. But maybe! Just maybe! Abrams is returning for the conclusion to this new installment of the Skywalker Saga?

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Stuart Immonen is new artist on Marvel’s ‘Star Wars.’ The Force is strong with this #crapwordplay

hell yeah!

One beast mode artist exits, another enters. While John Cassaday is leaving Marvel’s Star Wars after the sixth issue, his replacement is a meaty hunk of awesome. Cover and deets post-jump!

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‘Star Wars’ News: ‘Rogue One’ composer is Alexandre Desplat, not Williams

Star Wars.

Some Rogue One news up in the house! Exciting! Now we’re getting standalone news and my tip is titillated. Word has come out that the movie is being scored by Desplat, and not John Williams.

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