#Star Wars
Darth Vader-themed limited edition PlayStation 4 is coming; bundled with classic games
I don’t fuck with themed or limited-edition consoles. ‘Cause, I don’t know, committing the aesthetic of an entire console to one game or property just ain’t my thing. But if I did fuck with them! Oh boy, would this be a console worth considering. (I’m hoping the games will be available, outside of this bundle?)
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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ releases official photo, confirms Mads Mikkelsen, Alan Tudyk, rest of cast
Man. Look at this fucking picture, yo. Gritty. Grimy. Dirty. Failed Future. A pack of filthy, degenerate bastards, and they’re the Rebellion’s best shot. Love it. If this picture is an accurate portrayal of what Gareth Edwards is going for, I’m picking up everything that he is putting down. And goddamn, the fucking cast! Sign me up.
Disney adding ‘Star Wars Land’ to both Disneyland in Cali, and Hollywood Studios in Florida
Praise the Elder Ones, it appears that I’m getting my most-desired simulacra. As reality dissolves around us, and signifiers are mutilated and manipulated, I’m sated to know that the Cultural Imperialist Rat-Swine will be serving my flavor of media-driven subjugation at the very least. No, seriously, I’m excited.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ being directed by Colin Trevorrow. Ooph.
I’m hoping Colin Trevorrow isn’t as fucking inept as his latest project, Jurassic World, was. Cause that motherfucker is towing the line for the final movie in the new Star Wars trilogy. Lord. Lord help me understand me why he’s been chosen. I mean — he’s competent. Sure. Yeah. Okay. But surely the Lucasfilm Hive-Mind wants more than competent? Right?
‘Episode VIII’ News: Benicio del Toro thinks his role in film is happening
Futz yeah! Remember that rumor from last month (or so) that had pegged Benicio del Toro as the villain in Episode VIII? Well. We still don’t know who del Toro will be playing, but it sure seems like the actor is going to be getting up in the Star Wars franchise.
‘The Force Awakens’ Leak: Luke Skywalker first look. Futz yes.
Whelp. The first look at Luke Skywalker has leaked. I’m putting it past a spoiler wall, though shitty other sites aren’t. It’s not a frame from the movie, nor is it a publicity still. It’s about what you’d expect if you ever wondered, “what would Luke Skywalker look like as a Jedi Master?”, but I feel you if you want to hold off experiencing it until the film.
