Hit the jump for the full “posters”, comrades!

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Not content to settle for just one Star Franchise rocking out to Beastie Boys? Well, here is some more then!

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This fan-trailer is fucking unfair, man. It’s just long enough to get us really excited, while underscoring the fact that there has been no Kenobi movie confirmed. It’s just long enough to really establish a theme and an aesthetic, that if the movie ever does arrive we may unfairly compare it to. But I fucking love it.

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Rogue One‘s International trailer confirms a key plot point that’s been been bandied about in other forms already. Specifically, it pertains to the character that Mads Mikkelsen shall be playing. If you watch it, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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Man, 2016 sucks.

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I like Kylo Ren. I think his petulance, and his whiny nature fits in completely with his character. That said, I also really enjoy the memes he has spawned since his debut. Here is the best of both worlds!

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Fuck. Can’t even pretend to play it cool. Just fuck.

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I mean, obviously, right? We weren’t expecting some absurd Han Solo fanservice flick to arrive without some young Lando Calrissian in it, were we? If we were?! Que ridiculo, in hindsight!

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Star Wars Rebels. One of the many shows I would watch, if I didn’t whittle away evenings wasting time staring at butts on tumblr, or walking my dog, or harassing my wife ad nauseam. For those of you who watch Star Wars Rebels and are not a Trash Lord like me, I have some good news. The third season’s premiere has been officially dated.

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It seems that Rogue One is going to be rifling through the post-Original Trilogy mythos in more ways than one. Not only is Ghost Dog some sort of character from Clone Wars or some shit, but Jimmy Smits is also getting in on the action.

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