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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ images drop courtesy of EW. Get ready for hot ass cloaked Luke action, and more!
Want some new The Last Jedi images? You’re in the right fucking place. You don’t? Then get the fuck out of here, you goddamn donkey!
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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ getting new writer which is great ’cause Trevorrow is garbage
Most people I know, including myself: Oh golly, my dick, my dick hurts with glee for Episode VIII.
Most people I know, including myself: Oh golly, my dick, my dick shrivels with fear for Episode IX, because Colin Trevorrow is writing it.
Well, not anymore. UNFURL, dick. Trevorrow‘s script is being “polished up” by a new screen writer. And hopefully, by polished up, they mean there’s a trashcan where it rots, reeking of inadequacy and turds.
‘The Last Jedi’ News: Leaked, clear promo image of Supreme Leader Snoke and oh god what’s wrong with your face
Want a clear ass look at Supreme Leader Snoke, from The Last Jedi? You know, better than that blurry-as-fuck dur dur build the suspense hologram you see in The Force Awakens? Then hit the goddamn jump!
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Character Posters are notably sanguinary
Oh man! Some foreboding-ass character posters for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Following the ominous, red-tinted logo for the movie, these character posters are also drenched in sanguinary portent.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Behind The Scenes Sizzle Reel: All The Feels, New Footage
As is their wont with the new Star Wars movies, Lucasfilm has dropped a Star Wars: The Last Jedi “Behind The Scenes” sizzle reel. It’s replete with all the perfunctory feels, and some new looks at the movie.
‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ poster appeals to your nostalgia because the last movie was garbage
Ron Howard directing ‘Han Solo’ movie, so here’s to bland ass boring movies
Ron Howard is officially taking over directing duties for the Han Solo movie. And, man. Talk about pivoting from two interesting filmmakers to the most middle-of-the-road, inoffensive, boring-ass choice. The first two post-Lucas Star Wars offerings have een a shameless remake of the original movie, and a heavily reshot movie that cleaved far away from its director’s vision. I’m fearful Lucasfilm is straight-up afraid or unwilling to offer anything remotely fresh in a galaxy far, far away.
‘Han Solo’ spin-off movie loses its directors and now everything is terrible
Citing creative differences, Lord and Miller have left the Han Solo movie. These two dudes were, quite frankly, the only reason I hate faith such a movie could be executed well. The two directors have made a career out of taking seemingly hackneyed and offensively dull premises and turning them into refreshingly subversive, and intelligent comedies. And now. Man.
I am…seriously fucking worried about this movie, and bummed.
Maybe: ‘Han Solo’ movie crew shirts reveal the film’s official title
Take this for what it’s worth. The Han Solo movie crew got their own shirts. Said shirts may reveal the official title of the film, they may not. Welcome to the echo chamber SuckDrome that is the modern internet.
