#Star Wars
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ may end the “Skywalker Saga” and that’s a damn good thing
All of the Star Wars movies have been this intertwining collection of derivation for the past, you know, forty years. So if Episode IX is truly going to end the Skywalker Saga (even for a little fucking while), I am stoked. It’s a rewarding, rich-as-fuck universe. Let’s start mining some new veins within.
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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV Spot: Rey Makes Big Promises To Luke
New TV spot for The Last Jedi! I haven’t watched it, ain’t gonna watch it, but if you’re inclined…watch it!
‘Star Wars’ Live-Action TV series confirmed, coming to Disney streaming service. God bless torrents, right?
Star Wars live-action TV series coming to Disney’s streaming service. And this, friends, is why the lord created torrenting.
Rian Johnson is developing a whole new ‘Star Wars’ trilogy and I’m pretty damn excited
Holy fuck, friends. Not only are the UberCzars at Lucasfilm happy with Rian Johnson, they’re apparently really happy. How do we know this? Well, they’ve given him the opportunity to develop his own new Star Wars trilogy. Like, outside the Skywalker Saga. His own thing. As someone who has bitched about Lucasfilm just regurgitating the Greatest Hits, I can’t help but be torqued by this news. Finally, something new coming down the pipe.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ TV Spot: Luke Is Reunited With The Ship That Started The Adventure
The Last Jedi is going to make a zillion dollars. No one is going to be convinced either way at this point. So, what does Disney do? Naturally, they drop a TV spot that gives away a rather poignant moment. Which is why I’m not watching it, no way, fuck nah.
‘Star Wars’ movies planned for next 10 years, confirms Kathleen Kennedy. Sterilize the people this news surprises
It’s just STAR WARS. STAR WARS and their adventures, STAR WARS, forever and forever, a hundred years STAR WARS.. things. KATHLEEN KENNEDY and STAR WARS runnin’ around and STAR WARS time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days STAR WARS forever a hundred times. Over and over STAR WARS adventures dot com W W W dot STAR WARS dot com W W W STAR WARSy adventures all hundred years. Every minute STAR WARS dot com W W W hundred times STAR WARS dot com.
Ron Howard reshot nearly all of the ‘Han Solo’ movie. So, here’s me giving no fucks about it
Man. There was trepidation in my balls when it was announced that Ron Howard was replacing Lord and Miller on the Han Solo movie. Now, I’m pretty much checked out on the entire fucking enterprise. I mean, Howard nearly reshot all of it? Here’s to overwhelming vanilla banality and weepy sentiment. His two favorites.
Han Solo movie called ‘Solo: A Star Wars’ story, a title as unimaginative as Lucasfilm themselves
Since the parting of its initial directors, I’ve regarded the Han Solo movie as an inoffensive fart done in a quiet room. At best, maybe an adequate, forgettable dish of vanilla ice cream. Well, said fart-ice cream has wrapped production finally, with a fart-ice cream title to match.
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Old Man Luke Fears The Power Of The Force
It’s the final trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, what the fuck else do you need to know? Watch it! Then come back!
Are you back? Nice! Impressions? What did you think?
‘The Last Jedi’ Teaser: Full Trailer & Ticket Sales Tomorrow, You Rebel Scum
Here is brief trailer snippet from the MarketingWizards at DisneyLucasFilth to announce a full Last Jedi trailer dropping tomorrow. Not only that, though! Tickets go on sale tomorrow night as well.
After the jump, because fucking Twitter video.
