#Slop Culture
Repeats of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Have Ads Digitally Inserted. Amazing.
Some eagle-eyed citizens of the Internet have come across something friggin’ astounding. Rerun episodes of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ have been digitally altered, inserting advertisements for new movies and the such. Anachronistic like what!
Welcome to the future.
Hit the jump to check them out.
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Monday Morning Commute: Red, White, and Nerd
The MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE is usually the spot where I share what I’ll be doing for entertainment in the following week. However, since today’s the Fourth of July I’ve got way too many beers, burgers, and illegal fireworks to enjoy. So in place a normal post, I’ve lazily found a bunch of videos that make me feel something about being American.
Enter hyperspace to see America at its arguably most American!
Zynga Reveals They’re Going Public. Money INC.
It’s been speculated for a while now, but Zynga has officially announced that they’re going public. Prepare for a new Globo-Facebook Friend and collaborator to roar onto the scene. With the thunder of a shit load of money and people desperate to till the land and run Mafia wars and shit.
George ‘Geohot’ Hotz Continues Sell-Out Tour, Now Working For Facebook.
You have to love the amount of suck and sell-out that George Hotz contains within his flimsy nerd shell. This year he has gone from stunting and pretending to possess some sort of ideological spine by releasing the PS3 rootkey, to settling with Sony, to his most amazing development yet: landing a job with Facebook.
You bad, bro. Real bad.
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ Goes 8-Bit Adventure Game.
Everything is going 8-Bit. I don’t know if my generation is now hitting some sort of blank-life crisis (well, how long are we going to live? Given modern medicine, something like 400 awful, crusty, wheezing years), but we love turning everything into a muddy amount of colors and some chiptune Nintendo Entertainment System glory. Nostalgia! Oh sweet nostalgia.
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ has done gone and received an 8-Bit adventure game treatment.
Kevin Connolly From ‘Entourage’ Wants To Make A Kimbo Slice Bio-Pic.
It’s fitting that the dude who plays E on Entourage wants to make a Kimbo Slice movie. Few things suck as much as Entourage, but Kimbo Slice’s fighting career is one of them.
Hitler Flips Out Over The DC Reboot, Yeah That Video.
I’m with you, I thought that the “Hitler Flips Out Over Event X” video had been beaten into mush and fed to my grandparents in their Deathcenters. Maybe it has been. That didn’t stop Rendar and myself from laughing our asses off at the latest incarnation. Adolph finds out about the DC reboot and handles it only moderately worse than the minds here at OL did.
Hit the jump to check out the video.
The 3D Porn That Beat ‘Avatar’ Is Coming To North America. Victory.
Consider this a victory for all! While Hollywood rots under its own hubris and stupidity, a 3D porn that beat out Avatar in Hong Kong is coming to North America. Fuck yeah to the fuck yeah!
Chewbacca and Ewok Rock Out To Guns N’ Roses. Fecaltainment ++
A good friend and Omegalyte with the nom de existence Charlie passed this video to me. It’s none other than Chewbacca and an Ewok rocking the fuck out to Welcome to the Jungle by GnR at Star Wars Disney Wowiekazowie Day or whatever. More proof that as our culture implodes in on itself, we’re all in for a fucking treat.
Hit the jump for the video.
The Grillenium Falcon Is The Coup de Grâce Of Food Trucks.
Best goddamn grilled cheese in all the known systems.
