#Slop Culture
Video: Dude Juggles Two Rubik’s Cubes While Solving A Third. Ridiculous.
David Calvo can juggle two Rubik’s Cubes while solving a third. I can’t solve one. Or juggle.
Hit the jump to see my superior in motion.
Video: Dude Builds Legos Rig To Get ‘Gears of War 3’ Achievement. Boss Mode.
Let’s be honest. Developers have begun creating sadistic achievements in order to push whores for the old gamer score into ridiculous tasks. Such measures deserve a geek one-up, and so a dude build a contraption out of Legos to conquer one in Gears 3.
Hit the jump for info and video.
TSA Goes Through Woman’s Luggage, Finds Vibrator. Leaves Encouraging Note.
You have to hand it to the TSA, they’re consistently finding new ways to become the bane of our existence. Yet, despite the sheer creepiness of the story I can’t help but chuckle at it. Motherfuckers searched a woman’s bag, found a vibrator, and then left her a note. Tsk tsk! It’s always the indefinite article, a vibrator.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Netflix Loses 800,000 Subscriptions. When It Rains, Et Cetera.
Netflix. Not doing well. Sure you’ve heard about it. Not doing well at all. Some specifics have dropped, and we know exactly how not well.
Video: Taiwanese Take On ‘The Avengers’ Trailer Has Black Widow Nudes, Buffy, Butt Shaking.
NMA has done it again. Not to be satisfied with their take on The Dark Knight Rises, they’ve dropped their own take on the Avengers trailer. Naked Black Widow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and more are all within.
Hit the jump towards insanity.
OCTOBERFEAST – Freddy Krueger
[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]
Today’s OCTOBERFEAST guest is a man whose reputation precedes him, creatively murdering people for the past twenty-seven years. When this dude targets you, he infiltrates your dream, exploits your fears, and then commits horrendous acts of barbarism. Also, he wears a sweet Christmas sweater and is responsible for some of the horror genre’s most hilarious one-liners of all-time.
The homicidal dream-slasher in question is, of course, the one and only Freddy Krueger.
As a villain five times in the 1980s, twice in the 1990s, and twice in the post-millennium, many consider Krueger to be an exemplar for slasher-flick murderers who has stood the test of time. After all, what’s more horrifying than the notion that our dreams – the venues we use to play out hopes and dreams and unspoken fantasies – can become the grounds of our gruesome demises?
Krueger’s deeds speak for themselves. So hit the jump and check out some of the handiwork of Elm Street’s most malignant spirit.
OCTOBERFEAST – Marilyn Manson
[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]
Most of the year, society politely asks its freakazoids and dweebies to shut the fuck up. To stay in the shadows. To look at the ground when walking. To never – ever – look an authority figure in the eyes.
From the ash-heap cinders of incendiary ostracization is born the Weirdo-Phoenix. LAN-parties and midnight movies and D&D basement gatherings and comics conventions? The nests of the Weirdo-Phoenix, the few designated safety-zones in which it’s okay to not fit in. In which it’s okay to debate whether orcs or Skrulls are more formidable foes. In which Dew flows like wine. In which the familiar themes of fantasy and sci-fi and horror are life philosophies.
Needless to say, OCTOBERFEAST is the absolute Mecca for gawky misfits.
So who is the resident misfit at the `Feast, the seasoned kook who can bequeath sagelike guidance unto the next class of angsty asthmatics? Well, some people call him Brian. Others call him the original Antichrist Superstar.
But we can call him Marilyn Manson.
Personal Trainer Intentionally Gains 70 Pounds On Junk Food, So He Can Lose It Again.
Drew Manning is a personal trainer. Who has been intentionally eating like a fat ass for the past few weeks in order to prove…something? by losing it all. He’s gained 70 pounds so far.
100 Year-Old Dude Runs Marathon. Fat Americans Confused.
Fauja Singh just ran a marathon. He’s 100 years old. I, along with the other cheese-product covered, beer-swilling Americans are absolutely confounded. How is he even alive, or at least not confines to bombing around Walmart in one of those sweet motorized carriages?
Here’s how.
