#Slop Culture
Monday Morning Commute: Wednesday. Goddamn.
Welcome to the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, OL’s celebration of escaping workweek ennui with comics and movies and video juegos and other such godsends. As can be inferred from the name, this feature is posted on the first day of the week. Usually. Sometimes, when work is too overwhelming and the pile on my desk is more difficult to navigate, the MMC drops on Tuesday.
And then there’s weeks like this one.
I could blather on and on about my work woes, computer problems, and persistent bone-pains, but I think I’d rather show off some of the bits of entertainment that’re going to keep me from washing my wrists with a razor. Life’s great, so let’s deliver stress a fun-time uppercut to the ballbag!
Let’s go!
5 Comments »
Neil Gaiman Providing Voice For Animated ‘Bluntman and Chronic’. This Is Exceptional.
Neil Gaiman is lending his voice to an animated Bluntman and Chronic project that I had absolutely no idea existed. Jay Mewes accosted the writer and overall Dork Legend, and the dude? He said yes.
Video: Pee-Based Video Games Hit Urinals In UK. Wicked Pissah?
Piss-based urinal games have been holding it down in Japan for a while, but their beauty, elegance, and urine-soaked pants side effects have been marching West. The UK has got these glories, and I can only watch the forthcoming video in jealousy.
Artists Reworks ‘The Avengers’ Promo Art To Give Dudes Poppin’ Booties.
All of the shit coming out from the Avengers movie has been rather dope to me. However one of the glaring problems I have with the materials is the unsurprisingly ridiculous sexualization of Black Widow. Listen, I get it. It tickles my balls. But it’s silly. She’s always pursing her lips with her half-unzipped leather get-up and her ass out. Artist Kevin Bolk riffed on this absurdity by applying the same backbreaking poses to the dudes of the film in some art of his own.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Bacon Flavored Lube? It’s Real, And The Ultimate Spirit of America.
Finally us bloated Americans have the official lube to go with our genital-stank and our gut-bulge. Bacon flavored lube. It’s really real, and the advertisements for it are amazing.
Breast Milk Stem Cells To Save The Day. No, Srsly.
How do we get around all those nasty ethical hang-ups (for some) surrounding stem cells? How about breast milk. That’s right, breast milk.
Video: Spider-Man, Batman, and Iron Man Popping Booties At Kid’s Birthday Party.
The cultural apocalypse will be televised. Or at least recorded and uploaded to YouFaceSpaceTube.
Wampa x Pug = Wampug, Ultimate In Ugly Cuteness.
Check out the Wampug!, the ultimate in cuddly monster cuteness. I don’t know who Star Wars Chick is, but she’s crafted this amazing mash-up for her doggie.
Hit the jump for pictures and the Wampug in motion.
Jaleel White Will Endorse Your Holiday Product for $14K. Do The Urkel!
Jaleel White held the fucking fort down as Urkel On Urkel And The Guy From Die Hard. One of my favorite sitcoms. It’s a recession though!, and shit is hitting him hard. For only $14,000, he’ll endorse your holiday product.
Police Officer Helps Batman Fix His Lamborghini’s Flat Tire. No, Seriously.
Ah, the Real World. Where fiction looks fucking foolish, or at least manifests itself in unusual ways. Check out this lucky police officer, who got to help the Goddamn Batman change a tire on his luxurious whip.
