#Slop Culture
Monday Morning Commute: Sorry About the Mess.
I just woke up from a nap. The time-stamp on my compu-deck is 9:45PM. The natural inference is that I’m going to stay up too late, not get enough sleep, and drag ass all day tomorrow.
This is going to be a problem.
So how will I combat the First World Problem of being overtired at work? Well, with huge scoops of entertainment that’ll either sharpen my mind or further dull it! And how will I tell the lovely OL patrons which mind-bullets I’ll be loading into my metaphor-pistol? Why, with this very post – the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
C’mon, hop aboard and check out how I’ll be coping with the indentured servitude that is the forty-hour workweek. After you see which snake-oils I’m sipping on, hit up the comments section and show off your own curative elixirs.
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Woman Arrested For Selling $1 Million In Fake Facebook Stock.
Shit, can’t blame Marianne Oleson for trying. Making moves! Making moves. In a truly Zuckerbergian move, she decided to get her entrepreneur on. By, you know, selling fake Facebook stock. A lot of it.
Video: ‘Breaking Bad’ Goes 16-Bit RPG.
All right, all right, College Humor. We get it! We get it. Awesome television shows made for humorous renditions of 16-bit RPGs. It seems so obvious, especially since you keep fucking doing them. Yet!, yet I keep loving them. Keep up the good work. Ignore the snark. I’m tired.
Hit the jump for 16-bit Breaking Bad awesomeness.
Superman’s Red Briefs Bring Male Enhancement In Malaysia. Swollen Yellow Sun!
In Malaysia, Superman’s red briefs are doubling as a means of enlarging someone’s Hogwarts. Magnets. Red underwear. What could go wrong.
Monday Morning Commute: False Fire-Eaters
Come one, come all!
Step right up folks, no need to be shy! Thissere’s the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE, Omega-Level’s weekly session of pop culture show-and-tell! I’m going to show off the various entertainment-runes I’ll be using to ward off the workweek-trolls, and then you can hit up the comments section and display your own wares.
It’s a goddamn breeding ground for all ideas nerdcore.
This week it looks like I’m finally paying tribute to those wonders to which I’ve been negligent. Enough is enough, I owe it to myself to experience the rockin’ tunes and fantastic episodes and whimsical passages that’ve eluded me. Time to map out this week’s mind-commutes!
Let’s do this!
Apple Makes New Employees Work On Fake Products Until They Trust Them. Orwell Grin.
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Motherfuckers at Apple don’t fool around. How serious are they!, Caff?! Well, they are so serious they’ll put new employees on fake projects just to gauge if they’re trustworthy. That serious!
Video: Honda and Matthew Broderick Remake ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’
It was like last week when Matthew Broderick teased some sort of Ferris remake-sequel-time-thing, and now what we know what he was dribbling in front of us: a Honda-powered remake of the classic movie for a Super Bowl ad. ‘Cause it’s not like Broderick has anything to do outside of filing the calluouses on SJP’s knuckles.
Hit the jump to check it out.
WSJ: Facebook Could File For IPO As Early As Wednesday.
The WSJ is claiming that Facebook could finally go head and gets its IPO on soon. Dang soon. Wednesday soon.
Obama x Hulk = Best Action Figure Ever.
Ron English has created the greatest goddamn fan figure ever. Obama goes Hulk, smashing filibustering and finally growing some (gamma irradiated) balls.
Hit the jump to check it out.
