#Slop Culture
Video: ‘Trike Drifting’ Is The Most Dangerous and Awesome Exploitation Ever
This shit is the spinal injury I always wanted. Goddamn trike drifting. These good folk are doing something I’d be totally down for, if I didn’t have a healthy appreciation for the egg shell that houses my guts and synapses.
Hit the jump and live vicariously.
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In 1994 The Air Force Proposed A Bomb That Turned Hostiles Into Gay Vampires.
Ah! Blessed be that my tax money can be covertly spent researching such things as bombs that will turn those who are hostiles in the eyes of the Empire into homosexuals who are sizzled by sunlight.
Facebook IPO Could Net California $2.5 Billion In Tax Revenue. Make It Rain!
California is looking to make some serious cheddar when Facebook goes public. Though Facebook has yet to go public, wizards with calculators are estimating that it could net Facebook billions in income taxes.
Lil Wayne Wears $1 Million Diamonds Covered Headphones. Martian? Naw, Douche.
Lil Wayne! You proclaim to be a Martian, but you seem to be nothing more than an ostentatious douche. $1 million headphones. C’mon man!
One Of Humanity’s Earliest Drawing Included Enormous Dong. Figures.
This shouldn’t be a spoiler alert for anyone who has spent a good amount of observing human history. We’ve always loved our dongs and she-dongs (internal dialogue, why is it a she-dong and not a he-vag you normalizing pig?). The proof is in the pudding. Or at least our ancient drawings.
Video: Batman Screams At Strangers In Toronto. Wayne Needs Help.
Some dude dressed as Batman skulked around Toronto busting out requisite Batman-isms like “Where are they?!” both amusing and scaring the shit out of passersby. It’s fucking awesome. Also worth noting: if this site ever becomes a viable life option (it won’t), expect me doing this all the fucking time.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Dude Suffers Heart Attack While Eating At ‘Heart Attack Grill’, Fair Advertising.
Darwin almost collected himself another award. Some dude was trying to crush a 6,000 calorie hamburger at the Heart Attack Grill when he began to own the restaurant’s name himself. 6,000 calories. WTF, mate.
Download 1.64 Million ‘Pirate Bay’ Torrents In One 90 MB File. Torrent Time ++
If you’re concerned about the torrent sites dropping like files lately, one Pirate Bay user has got your back.
Buy The ‘Captain America’ Motorcycle Suit, Win The Douche Olympics.
The ultimate in Captain America fandom zealousness may have revealed itself. How would you like to gear up in a good old Captain Empire motorcycle suit to the tune of nearly $1,300? Not sold? Check it out in all its glory after the jump.
Arnold and Stallone Get Shoulder Surgery. Together. Freud Passes Out.
Arnold and Stallone are totally retooling their shoulders, after being fucking rugged! and shit shooting Expendables 2. There are no words.
