#Slop Culture
PEPPERONI PIZZA SWEATSHIRT.
It smelled like grease and I could still feel the skin cells from the corpse I ripped off of coating the inner guts. I didn’t care. I had the pepperoni pizza sweatshirt. I had it. Finally. George would stop laughing now, because when Tina saw me in this son of a bitch her labia would self-lubricate so fast that chaos theory dictated a colossal tsunami in some country that didn’t matter. Shouldn’t matter. Probably didn’t have cable TV there, or McDonald’s, and if those aren’t the tent pole for modern civilization then I don’t know what are.
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This PIZZA HUT PIZZA Has F**King HAMBURGERS On It. No, Srsly.
Look at this friggin’ madness. The various Pizza Huts of the world are upping their game. First it was the Pizza Hut UK claiming hot dog-stuffed crusts. Now Pizza Hut Middle East is smashing hamburgers on top of their fucking pies.
INFOGRAPHIC: How Much BODY PARTS Cost On The BLACK MARKET. Wonderful.
I think we all know that I’m either going to need to sell an organ soon to fund this wunderbar-blogging experience, or buy a new kidney. Diet Dew slowly eroding the guts, taxing the internal purification systems. This handy infographic I never thought I’d see breaks down the going rate for all our meat sac rotting parts.
Video: DESTRUCTIVE ACTS OF NONSENSE CAUGHT IN SLO-MO
Pointless video of awesomeness. Chainsaws through Coke bottles. Fireworks in birthday cakes. It’s awesome.
Video: JAPANESE DUDE Orders 1,050 Slices Of BACON At Burger King. Assembles Insanity Burger.
The rest of the world is quickly catching up to ‘Merica in terms of abject gluttony and overall corpulence. Take this duder from Japan who worked a promotion at Burger King to score 1,050 pieces of bacon.
JAPAN Turning KFCs Into FANCY BARS. Chicken Grease & Bad Decisions.
Nothing says let’s get buzzed like some grease in the slop-gut. Cracking open a Budweiser and mowing a 12-piece of chicken while rooting on Amorphous Sports Team X is an American tradition. Always has been, always will be. However Japan is looking to wield the two mightiest of American delicacies: greasy and alcohol in an unlikely place. KFCs.
Video: T-MOBILE Girl Stuffed Into LEATHER; My Fetish Monster Rises
Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on with this advertisement. I know that they’re further sexualizing the already sexy in an innocent way T-Mobile girl. I know I should probably be uncool with that. I don’t care. Latex. Leather. Pleather. Whatever. Once you strap it on, I lose my cool.
Hit the jump to check out the ad for…something. I forget what.
IKEA Is Making Their Own HDTV That’s PART OF THE FURNITURE. Rubicon. Crossed.
IKEA is making moves, son! Making moves. They’re building a fucking neighborhood in London. They’re offering delicious swedish meatballs. They’re creating a fucking HDTV that is built into the furniture. Jesus Christ, somebody slow these fuckers down.
SHIA LEBEOUF Drops SELF-PUBLISHED Comics. So F**king Bad.
Watch out, Rob Liefeld. Your tendency for wonderfully deranged slop may be challenged by none other than The Kid From Transformers himself. Yep, Shia LaBeouf. Dude has entered the comics arena, and for once you’ll pray that the medium does croak. Oh, I’m kidding. They’re so fucking bad they rule.
Hit the jump for his uh, “work” and deets.
Brazilian CANNIBALS Make Empanadas With Human Meat. Yum-Yum Time.
Man. At a local joint that the Mrs and I frequent, I often snag the corn and black bean empanadas. My one usual complaint is that there ain’t any meat in them, though I don’t think this is the sort of shizz I’m looking to ingest.
