#Slop Culture
Die, Novelty, Die: Disney (maybe) planning ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel TV channels
Disney: They don’t just want to flood ocular globules with Marvel and Star Wars properties. They want to extract every last ounce of novelty out of those Universes, and ensure they become nothing more than another cog in their cultural imperialist machine. But uh! Maybe cool?
Nintendo is coming to Universal Theme Parks
Well, Universal was already my favorite theme park, courtesy of its Marvel alliance. And now it is like, totally, indubitably, my number one stunner.
Watch: Proof that Kool-Aid Man can run through a f**kin’ wall
Hey, man. It’s fucking Snow Day #2 over here on the Eastern Coast. I’m fucking bored. While I wouldn’t normally post this stuff, I’m intrigued. Kool-Aid Man is important. Important to me.
Watch: Key & Peele as sh**ty football pre-game hosts picking the Conference champ games
So fucking good. Key & Peele crushing it with their impressions of the shit-sock huffing dildos who populate the pre-game shows for the weekly prole-venting Footballz-Slam-Slam games. (Which I obviously watch. Because I am nothing more than a collection of contradictions and feigned values.)
Disney Czar all like: ‘Star Wars’ theme park deets coming in 2015
Are you like me? (God, for your sake, I hope not.) Are you not like me, but dying for Disney to reveal some sort of fucking Star Wars theme park? Well, it appears that we will be getting details about the Mouse’s Intentions regarding The Force’s presence in their theme parks. The only boner-depleting news is that these details ain’t coming until next year.
Blanka Boyz Episode 4: Mr. Lizard + Virtual Whoremongering
When I saw The Faux Bot tweet this morning that there was a new Blanka Boyz episode, I swerved right into fucking traffic. Hit the guard rail, rear-ended some dumb ass in his pristine BMW. Gave him the finger. Didn’t care. Now it wasn’t because of Faux, I don’t want him to feel guilty. It was because I was reading Twitter while drinking a Diet Dew and barreling down the highway at 73 mph. But, still! I’m really fucking jacked for this latest installment. Shots at Ubisoft for being sexist pieces of shit. Lizard slithering. And Benjamin Santiago artwork. Fuck to the yes.
