#Space
China is sending a solar probe in 2022 to study the Sun. Crack Sol’s secrets, fellas!
China’s got itself a solar mission, motherfuckers! They’re sending a solar probe next year in order to study the Sun. Specifically, dudes are interested in such things like solar storms and shit. Hell yeah!
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Most distant quasar discovered has the mass of 1.6 billion suns. Holy hell!
As I often say around these parts, space is fucking nuts. Like, how do we comprehend this shit? A quasar with the mass of 1.6 billion suns! It’s beyond the understanding of our monkey minds. But, that’s why I love it so much.
NASA has detected an FM Radio Signal coming from Jupiter’s moon Ganymede. Claim it’s “natural signal” yeah okay!
That’s right, motherfuckers. NASA has announced they’ve detected an FM radio signal coming from Ganymede. The eggheads claim it’s a “natural signal” but don’t be a rube. This is how the good shit starts. Monoliths and shit. Let’s go.
Astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars using the Red Planet’s atmosphere
How’s this for craftiness, motherfuckers? There’s a chance that astronauts could fuel their return trip from Mars with the planet’s atmosphere. Pretty fucking rad, no?
Japanese startup is building wooden satellites to cut down on space trash. Pretty fucking rad, no?
Okay, let’s get the caveat out of the fucking way: we have no idea if wooden satellites will work. Okay? Okay! With that in mind, it’s still fucking dope that a Japanese startup is building them. You know, in order to cut down on space junk and shit.
Scientists detect strange-ass radio signal coming from closest star, Proxima Centauri! I want to fucking believe.
Listen, well know this radio signal coming from our closest star Proxima Centauri ain’t an alien signal. I mean…right? But, like, what if? Either way, this is a sweet fucking development.
NASA says a supermassive black hole is missing! No cause for concern, folks!
Hey, no big whup! Don’t panic! Don’t tug at your pubes in existential worry and sublimity. We just got a case of a supermassive black hole missing, according to NASA.
Hubble discovery of strange exoplanet makes a case for “Planet Nine” in our Solar System!
Per usual, Hubble out here doing work. The latest? The discovery of an exoplanet whose orbit is flat out fucking eccentric. Said orbit? Makes a case for the orbit of the theorized Planet Nine in our own solar system.
China’s Moon Probe has begun its return trip to Earth. With rocks! Safe passage, little buddy.
China’s Chang’e-5 probe has begun its return to Earth! This is a dope development. However, even more dope is the motherfucker is bringing with it some rocks from La Luna! Here’s hoping duder returns intact.
Chinese Lander sends back colored photos of the Moon. This is the content I’m here for!
Yup! Ain’t posted since Sunday, life been busy as fuck. That said, why not return with some gloriously astronomical content? China’s lunar lander Chang’e-5 has sent back colored photos from the fucking moon!
