#Space
NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and has sent back its first photo. Red Planet is red, baby!
NASA’s Mars helicopter is online and ready to fucking rock, folks. Rock some photos of rocks and shit! Not only is the motherfucker operational, but it’s sent back its first photo! Now listen I agree the photo fucking sucks. But it’s just the goddamn first one!
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China’s Mars Probe takes Rad Ass Photos of Crescent Mars. Fuck yeah, space photos!
Hey, fellow pleb! Check out these fucking awesome photos of a crescent Mars from China’s Mars probe. Join me, in my fantasizing about ascending to the Red Planet while drinking in the views.
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South Korean president vows to land on the Moon by 2030. Everybody getting their asses up there!
South Korea ain’t gonna be left behind, folks. No way. No how! Not in the space race. The leader of them motherfuckers have vowed that the country will land on the Moon by 2030. Goddamn! That ain’t far away. Time’s ticking, broski. I hope you all pull it off.
Jellyfish-Shaped object in Distant Galaxy Cluster sending out strange radio waves. Eldritch Ones, we hear you!
There’s a fucking jellyfish-shape objected in a distance galaxy cluster sending out strange radio waves. Now, I don’t know about you, but the source seems pretty obvious to me. Eldritch Horrors. I mean, obviously.
Huge chunk of Alien World may be buried in the Earth, according to a study. Fuck yeah to this study!
A new study proposes that there is a huge fucking chunk of an alien world buried in the Earth. Is this true? Who fucking knows! Additionally, who fucking cares! Just the idea that this is bandied about is fucking rad to me.
NASA has revealed its plans for first helicopter flight on Mars. A fucking helicopter flight on Mars!
Wait, hold the fuck on! NASA is planning a goddamn helicopter flight? On fucking Mars? My glistening nips, is this ever fucking cool. Today, the Space-Wizards revealed their plans for said flight, and goddamn let’s go fellas!
Scientists drop telescope into world’s deepest lake to hunt for dark matter. I don’t understand, but I’m aroused!
Yeah, listen. I’m a barely functioning fucking composition teacher, so it stands to reach this don’t make sense to me. Like, dumping a telescope into the world’s deepest lake? To hunt for dark matter? Nope, don’t fucking get it! But I’m into it, motherfuckers. You do you thing. Find some neutrinos for us, okay?
Scientists have finally measured the size of Mars’ core. Shit is less dense than thought!
We finally know the size of Mars’ core, motherfuckers! This is thanks to Astronomy-Wizards and through the measuring of seismic activity, both of which are pretty impressive. What have we found, now that we’ve measured the core? It’s less dense than we thought! Yeah, I said we! As a human, I want in on this shit. Sitting here. In joggers. Farting. Staring at butts. This is it! This is my moment.
Astronomers have spotted a black hole gliding through space. The cosmos don’t give a fuck!
How is this for equal parts terrifying and amazing? Astronomers have spotted a black hole just straight strolling through space. Give it a wide berth, I don’t think that motherfucker breaks for cross-traffic.
Mars Rover Landing Site has been named after sci-fi master Octavia Butler!
NASA has pulled a most radical move, and named the Mars Rover landing site after Octavia Butler. Fuck yes! Gimme all them science-fiction landmarks on Mars!
