#Space
Space Swoon: Juno Captures Jupiter’s Little Red Spot
Yeah, yeah. We all know about Jupiter’s Great Red Spot. But did you know the titanic fucking plant also has a Little Red Spot?
Hit the jump for a look at its glory.
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Japanese Spacecraft Observes Gravity Wave In Venus’ Atmosphere
Venus’ atmosphere got itself a serious. Fucking. Gravity wave. We’re talking 6,000 miles-long serious.
The Moon Is Way Older Than Thought; Up To 140 Million Years Older
The uh, the Moon is way, way, way older than we thought. Hey! Fuck! Don’t blame me. I’m just a slob who posts banality and stares at asses all day long. Blame one of the SpaceWizards.
Space Swoon: Cassini Captures Saturn’s “Death Star” Moon
Man! I knew it. The fucking Illuminati out there, building Death Stars and shit. Oh sure you can tell me this is a picture of a “moon”, but I really call it “prepping for disclosure” because I ain’t no sucker.
NASA Launching Spacecraft In 2020s To Study Jupiter’s Asteroids And Another Made Of Metal
NASA is aiming to do some dope shit in the 2020s. Expecting to launch spacecraft to study Jupiter’s asteroids, and also another one made of metal. Sounds dope! I’m, uh, just not optimistic about us/them making it until then.
Astronomers Have Photographed A Rare Double Ring Galaxy
Fuck! Looks like today’s posts are all about space. How is this, how is this for your astronomical-prostate? Astronomers have spotted a double ring galaxy. Yeah, it’s rad, right? Yeah, it’s rubbing right up against the space-gland, innit?
Space Swoon: Hubble Captures A Cosmic Megamaser
Well, I saw goddamn. I already thought that space was bad ass. But apparently there are structures out there called “megamasers”?! Tremendous.
Space Swoon: Sunlight Upon Saturn’s North Pole
Man, Saturn is decently away from the Sun. Like, you know. 888.2 million miles. But that doesn’t mean sunlight can’t illuminate its north pole.
