#Space
NASA and Google found first solar system with 8 planets like our own, Pluto is like pfft
NASA and Google have teamed-up to find a solar system like ours, sporting eight planets. Cool! I mean, cool? It’s neat.
Bad Ass: Voyager 1’s thrusters have been fired up for the first time in 37 years
No big whup. NASA Wizards have just dusted off Voyager 1’s old as fuck code, and successfully fired up its thrusters for the first time in 37 goddamn years.
Space Swoon: Earth viewed from 10,000 miles away is resplendent as fuck
Drink in some perspective, swine! Do so by checking out this glorious image of Earth, taken some 10,000 miles away.
Scientists discover interstellar object flying through our solar system. Aliens taking a peek at our calamities, if you ask me
In a pretty bad ass moment for astronomy, scientists have discovered an interstellar object hurtling through our solar system. It’s the fuckin’ first, dude.
Elon Musk reveals first look at the SpaceX space suit. It’s science-fiction porn, dude
Man. The SpaceX space suit is hot as fuck. Like, who knows if they’ll ever actually go anywhere wearing them, but they’re sexy to look at. Plus, it’s fucking functional.
Space Swoon: Cassini captures Titan’s haze for our enjoyment
Titan’s fuckin’ hazy, breh. Check out said haze in yet another gorgeous capture from Cassini.
Space Swoon: Cassini captures Saturn’s hazy horizon
Cassini is just clutch-ass gorgeous pictures, dudes. Nothing more to say, especially not with my head cold doubling back, and my lungs full of phlegm-ass star dust or whatever.
Space Swoon: This Barred Spiral Galaxy is glorious, and a mere 30 million light-years away
Want to check out NGC 2500? I fuckin’ get it, I do. Just set your course to its location. You know, 30 million light-years away. I’m right behind you! Seriously.