#Space
Mars has a dust storm so big it is encircling the entire fucking planet!
I say goddamn, does Mars ever have a dust storm. In fact, the motherfucker has grown so big that its encircling the entire Red Planet.
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NASA’s Curiosity rover discovers methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does this mean?!
NASA’s Curiosity rover has dug up some pretty fucking rad findings. The methane on Mars changes with the seasons. What does that mean? Good fucking question!
NASA has extended its Jupiter mission by three-years. Juno ain’t got time to die (yet)!
NASA, much like my wife, ain’t done with its largest, gassiest giant. Not yet, at least. They’ve announced they’re extending the life of the Juno mission by at least three-years.
Space Swoon: NASA drops Lagoon Nebula fly-through live shots to celebrate its 28th Anniversary
I say, goddamn. To celebrate its 28th anniversary, NASA has dropped a “fly through” video of the Lagoon Nebula. It’s about as cosmically pornographic as you’d expect, too.
Space Swoon: Astronomers Find Galaxy With *Almost* No Dark Matter
This is one of this cosmic stories that pops-up every so often, and I just fucking love. Astronomers have found a galaxy with almost no dark matter. This is, of course, a wet fart on the face of conventional astronomical wisdom. Which I love.
Space Swoon: Colorized photo of Pluto proves that while it may not be a planet, it is gorgeous
NASA has dropped a gorgeous colorized photo of Pluto. Man, the planet may have been demoted to dwarf status, but that don’t make this photo any less pretty.
Space Swoon: Saturn’s rings go translucent, courtesy of Cassini
Cassini captured this gorgeous photo of Saturn and its rings looking all translucent as fuck, for our benefit. I don’t really have anything else to add, just enjoy this shit!
NASA wants to send a probe to Alpha Centauri in 2069, assuming we exist then, right?
Hyperbolic headline is hyperbolic! But, what portion of it is hyperbolic? The part about NASA? The part about us existing in 2069? Both? Neither? What ever the case, pulling this off would be fucking rad.
