#Space
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet yet. But hey, finding a planet is dope regardless, right?
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet. It’s small as fuck! But, that ain’t the real bummer. What is? It’s outside of a hospitable zone. Still though, TESS. Good job, great effort.
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World’s first AI Universe simulator learning things it shouldn’t be able to. Well, ain’t that grand!
If I’m being honest, I’m ready for our AI overloads. We’re cooking the planet and wasting one another. Let it put us into comfortable cages (we’re already there!) and maybe solve climate change. Or, you know. The origins of the universe.
NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.
Japan is sending a rover to the Martian moons Phobos and Deimos. I’m so fucking hype about this!
Japan is sending a rover to a couple of Martian moons. And, well? This is all good news, since climate reports this week have pegged Earth as somewhere between “Absolutely fucked” and “Pretty much fucked.” I’m ready to be a Belter, ala The Expanse. Let’s go!
Space Swoon: Mars sports a gorgeous crater from a recent impact
Yo! Check out this gorgeous-ass crater on Mars! New, too! The impact is from the last three years, apparently.
Milky Way Galaxy still shows scars from collision with a “ghost of a galaxy” because space fucking rules!
The Milky Way Galaxy! Home to all known life in the Universe. Also, survivor of a collision with a ghost of a galaxy. Fucking awesome.
Jupiter’s Moon Europa got the right kinda of water to support life. So. Well. You got that shit or not, Europa?
Jupiter’s Moon Europa got that salty water underneath its surface. Which, apparently, is the right kind of water to support life. Like, nice! Now, let’s see if it actually has it.
Astronomers have a found “deep structure” under Moon’s largest crater. We caught ya, Illuminati!
Whelp, we’ve finally found the bastards’ moon base. You know, the Illuminati. How do I know? You see, astronomers have found a “deep structure” under the Moon’s largest crater. Can’t fool me.
