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Space Swoon: Behold the Milky Way Galaxy’s center!
Yo! Check out this image, which features the center of the Milky Way Galaxy! And, of course, it’s goddamn gorgeous.
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Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. Beware the Elder Ones lurking beyond!
Fucking wild, dudes. Astronomers have just found the oldest galaxies in the Universe. But, we must be careful! Whatever Elder Ones lurk there certainly are not friendly, and beyond comprehension.
Watch: Astronomers capture black hole shredding a star. Space is so fucking metal!
My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.
Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught gorgeous photo of Jupiter solar eclipse
Hell yeah! You want some photos of a solar eclipse on Jupiter? Well, motherfucker, you’re in the right place. NASA’s Juno spacecraft snapped these photos during a fly-by, and we’re all the richer for it.
Magnetic field on Mars pulsates at night. But, we have no idea the reason!
This week’s cosmic head scratcher in the news comes from within our own solar system. Apparently, the magnetic field on Mars pulsates at night.
Astronomers warn that entire galaxies are being killed. Galactus fucking hungers!
Folks, entire fucking galaxies are being killed. That’s the word from astronomers. And, we all know what this means It’s Galactus. Or, if you prefer The Expanse? It’s whatever wiped out the creators of the protomolecule.
Space Swoon: Astronomers have taken a photo of mysterious interstellar object!
Fucking hell yeah! Astronomers have snapped a photo of that mysterious-as-fuck interstellar comet. And? It ain’t much, but it’s pretty rad. Especially when you put in perspective.
Astronomers have found the most massive neutron star ever. It’s dense as fuuuccckkk!
Astronomers have found the most massive neutron star ever. The motherfucker packs in double the mass of the Sun in a sphere that’s only fifteen miles across. Space is fucking wild.
Astronomers find water and maybe even rain on potentially habitable Super-Earth. Let’s fucking gooooooo!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! Astronomers have found a goddamn Super-Earth with water! In fact, the motherfucker may have rain. I’m ready. Packing my goddamn bags.
Scientists can’t explain strange bubbles that sandwich our galaxy. Put it on the fucking list of unknowns, dudes!
Our galaxy is sandwich by two high-energy bubbles. The Fermi bubbles. We know they are there. However, that’s about all we fucking know. Wild.
