#Space
NASA is seriously considering sending an orbiter to Pluto. Let’s fucking go, NASA! Let’s go!
NASA, when considering whether or not to send an orbiter to Pluto, I suggest the following. Say yes. Always say yes when considering to send an orbiter anywhere.
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Voyager 2 has sent back its first scientific date from interstellar space. Interstellar space data, people!
Man, what a dichotomy we are as humans. On one hand, we’re warring over fuels, Imaginary People in the Sky, and greed. Real monkey shit. At the same time? We’re getting data back from beyond the solar system, courtesy of Voyager 2! Interstellar space data!
Astronomers have discovered a Black Hole only the size of Manhattan. The Cosmos constantly impresses, friends!
Astronomers have discovered a black hole the size of Manhattan. Or in other words, 12-miles in diameter. And in turn? They’ve discovered an entirely new class of black hole. Fucking rad.
NASA scientists say interstellar object contains alien water. I mean, how goddamn cool is this?
Apparently, NASA scientists have discovered that the second-ever interstellar comet contains alien water. Interstellar water! How fucking cool is this?
ESO has found what COULD be the smallest dwarf planet in our solar system! Hygiea, baby!
Hygiea was an asteroid! However, it may actually be the smallest dwarf planet in the solar system! The finding comes courtesy of the European Southern Observatory.
Space Swoon: A gorgeous glimpse at four galaxy mega-clusters colliding!
Fuck yeah! The Chandra X-ray Observatory snagged this righteous picture! It’s a capture of four galaxy mega-clusters colliding.
Japan is going to help NASA build a space station near the Moon for the Artemis Program. Fuck yeah, collaboration!
Japan and NASA are working together to build a motherfucking space station near the Moon. It’s part of NASA’s quest to get our asses to Mars, and return to the Moon. And, I’m stoked.
NASA has unveiled the future spacesuits astronauts will wear to the Moon by 2024
NASA has a mandate, folks. They need to get motherfuckers to the Moon by 2024. And perhaps obviously, a lot of shit is going into this. Including, but not limited to, spacesuits for the astronauts’ fleshbags. Spacesuits which the agency has given a look at.
UK’s 2021 Moon Rover is going to have legs instead of wheels. Haunting, but cool. Mostly haunting.
I say, damn! The UK is angling to get its first lunar rover up on the Moon in 2021. And? It’s fucking terrifying. But like, in a cool way. It’s got legs! Legs!
Astronauts have bioprinted beef in space for the first time. Look at that headline! Fucking wild.
Man, just look at this fucking headline. Astronauts. Bioprinting beef. Wild, wild times.
