#Space
Strange, giant-ass cloud reappears on Mars. Let’s go, baby!
Since 2009, the European Space Agency’s Mars Express and other spacecrafts of its ilk have been following a strange cloud on Mars. Now, it seems the motherfucker has reappeared! It popped up again on July 17 and July 19, and the son of a bitch measures 1,800 kilometers in length.
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Venus has dozens of active volcanoes, farting on the idea that its a dormant planet
Man! Here we were, so sure that Venus was a dormant planet. Nope. Nope! Quite the opposite. The son of a bitch has dozens of active volcanoes.
NASA experiment shows that radishes could probably grow in Lunar soil. I fucking hate radishes, but this is…rad
Man! What the fuck we going to eat, when we’re living on the Moon? Well, according to this NASA experiment? Radishes! Grown in the lunar soil.
Pluto and five moons have more water than Earth. Than fucking Earth! Wild.
Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but it is fucking flexing on Earth. You see, it’s got more water than the Blue Marble. But, five moons do as well!
Hit the jump for a tasty infographic, friends.
NASA says the oceans of Jupiter’s moon Europa may be habitable. Wait, fucking what?
You know, with Reality on Fire, it’s easy to miss dope news like this. Check this shit out. The oceans of Jupiter’s moon Europa? May be fucking habitable.
CERN has approved the plans for a $23 billion, 62-mile long super-collider. Study that Higgs boson, fellas!
CERN has approved the plans for a new super-collider, friends. And this one? It’s fucking four times bigger than the existing one. 62 miles long! They’re getting ready to study that Higgs boson with even more fucking precision.
NASA spacecraft so far away it sees stars at a new angle. Cosmic perspective, breh!
NASA’s New Horizons is fucking far away, folks. How far away? Well, I’ll tell ya! Especially if you didn’t read the headline. The motherfucker is so far away, its seeing stars at a different angle.
Astronomers say they’ve found “dry lake beds” on Saturn’s moon Titan. Mystery solved, baby!
Astronomers have cracked a fucking code, folks. Mystery patches that have puzzled them for more than a decade on Saturn’s moon Titan have been revealed to be “dry lake beds” of hydrocarbon. Pretty fucking rad.
Saturn’s moon Titan is drifting away quicker than expected. Bro, don’t go!
Saturn’s moon Titan is getting the fuck out of here, friends. We knew it was drifting away from Saturn, but scientists have found the fucker leaving 100 times faster than previously thought.
Scientists have detected a green glow in Mars atmosphere. The Red Planet impresses!
Scientists have confirmed what they have suspected for forty-years. The motherfucking Martian atmosphere has a green glow. Hell yeah, my dudes.
