#OL Plays
Best of OL Plays: The Great Handjob Debate of 2020
We begin to debate whether or not our hand mastery of our own dongs would carryover to providing such hand relief for other gentleman. Then we transition into our own capacity for providing dong-based oral pleasure. You know, just to take it a step further.
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Best of OL Plays: The One Pixel Kid comin’ through
FUCK your curse and FUCK your elite, Dead Cells. The One Pixel Kid comin’ through. He’s giving no fucks and taking no hits.
Best Of OL Plays: Can You Imagine Saying “I Love You” During Sex?
…I’d rather die during sex.
Best Of OL Plays: I Don’t Fear Him (I Should)
Dead Cells, like life, comes at you insanely fucking fast. Especially when you’re bound by hubris and a desire to blast ass.
Join us for the Fourth of July Freedom Stream! Special Time! 10pm! Apollo demands it.
Join us tonight for the Fourth of July Freedom Stream! (Calm down, a bit tongue in cheek, friends.) A special time, 10pm! So whether you’re staying in like a responsible motherfucker, or stumbling into your house full of oat sodas and animal flesh, join us!
twitch.com/omegalevel | 10pm!
Best of OL Plays: Finally, I Defeat The Fucking Hand On 1BC!
Jesus fucking Christ, I finally defeat The Hand on 1BC. I’m legitimately on the verge of relief-based tears here. And, I gotta confess. All I want to do is fucking destroy the Hand once again.
