#Movies
Michael Peña returning for ‘Ant-Man and The Wasp’
One of the best parts of the surprisingly dope post-Edgar Wright Ant-Man was Michael Peña’s performance as Scott Lang’s friend, Luis. Due to this, it seemed like a no-brainer that the actor would reprise his role. Still though, nice to have some confirmation. Nice, indeed!
‘Guardans of the Galaxy’ are in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’, according to Vin Diesel
This…this isn’t surprising at all, right? I’m a sheep, though. I just report what the other slobs report, in-between bouts of beating my meat to grainy homemade pegging porn. And being a good husband and pillar of the community. Obviously.
Zendaya is Mary Jane Watson in ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’
Disney star, and heir to the heart of my wife, Zendaya, shall be playing Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man: Homecoming. I can dig this.
Jared Leto has joined ‘Blade Runner 2’ in “Key Role”
One of the saddest things about Jared Leto sucking in Suicide Squad and seeming to be a complete dildo in real life is that he’s got some serious acting chops. Here’s hoping his performance in Blade Runner 2 helps us forget the former, and appreciate the latter.
‘Drive’ Soundtrack is getting 5th Anniversary Vinyl Re-Release
Hey! That soundtrack that has launched a thousand arguments between Pluto, Bateman, Rendar and myself (a regular old fucking three-on-one match) is getting a vinyl re-release. Rejoice!
John Turturro currently filming ‘The Big Lebowski’ spin-off starring The Jesus
Woah. Apparently John Turturro is currently filming the often teased Big Lebowski spin-off starring his character, The Jesus.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Poster: Dropping By, Hanging Out, Et Cetera
Shitty puns! For all! Tucking the poster behind a “more” tag because it’s an unofficial snap, and uh, sort of gnarly on the eyes. Like, not poor quality, but, well, you’ll see.
Cyborg is going to appear in ‘The Flash’ movie. Could be Dope!
Get it? I’m just calling everything about The Flash movie Dope, because it’s got the same director and actress. So shitty puns, man. Shitty puns straight everywhere. Seriously though. Cyborg is in the movie. Cool? Not cool? I don’t know, but I remain optimistic about the film.
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly reteaming for ‘Holmes and Watson’
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Holmes and Watson. Script by Etan Cohen, who was responsible for Tropic Thunder. Yes, yes I think this will do.
