#Movies
‘Flash’ movie casts Billy Crudup as Barry Allen’s father
Billy Crudup is getting his second shot at the DCU (sort of), after partaking in Zack Snyder’s fecal-flecked Watchmen adaptation. Cruddy is joining the Flash flick as Barry Allen’s father.
‘Alien Nation’ is being remade by Jeff Nichols (‘Midnight Special’, ‘Take Shelter’)
Man, I’ve never seen Alien Nation. But from what I’ve gleamed about it, I would fucking love it. What I *have* seen are some of Jeff Nichols works, and he’s fantastic. Those two things considered? They, they have me excited for this.
Alfonso Cuaron’s next movie is a Mexican Family Drama filming this Fall
I like Alfonso Cuaron a lot. I thought Gravity as okay, at best. Great spectacle. Forgettable in every other way. Wish I was stoned when I saw it. Thus, I’m pretty excited that the auteur has his eyes on his next movie. Nay, has it completely lined up, and ready to film this Fall.
Joe Manganiello cast as Deathstroke in Affleck’s ‘Batman’ movie
Joe Manganiello, the beefy werewolf from True Blood and Magic Mike (though, I don’t think he was a werewolf there) is joining Ben Affleck’s Batman movie. I’m agnostic about this casting.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Leaked Set Photos: Check out the Shocker’s Costume
The Shocker’s costume is shocking! Ah, wakka-wakka-wakka. No, seriously though — I have no idea what the fuck this dude is supposed to look like, so I can’t really comment.
Watch: Retro ‘Batman v Superman’ Trailer pits Keaton against Reeve
This, this is the fucking movie we deserved. Just know, if this depresses you like it does me, that somewhere in the OMNIVERSE is a reality where it happened. Take solace in That-Earth-You having watched it, and loved it.
Rumor: Daniel Craig offered $150 million to return for two more ‘Bond’ movies
Man, I like your Bond, Craig. But even I have misgivings about you needing to be bribed until returning to the franchise for this much money. Like, you ain’t *that* good as Bond, even to me. Give me Elba. Give me Hiddleston.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Photo captures the Iconic Alleyway
This shot, or some riff on this shot, has been done across movies, comic book covers, and comic book variant covers so many times. That said, I’m excited by this new iteration, as my hype for this flick grows.