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‘Pacific Rim 2’ casts Cailee Spaeny as its female lead

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I don’t know Cailee Spaeny, but I sure do know my excitement for Pacific Rim. Fucking Moses-Finn-Boyega? Fucking Daredevil showrunner helming the project? Sign me up, and add me to the mailing list. I’m in.

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Margot Robbie officially Executive Producing a Harley Quinn movie

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I fucking hated Suicide Squad. I fucking hated its portrayal of Harley Quinn. That said, I am unrepentant in my fanboy love for the visual aesthetic Robbie cut as Quinn, and thus I’m excited about a movie starring the character. That’s ideally better than Suicide Squad. Much, much better.

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‘Free Fire’ Trailer: Brie Larson Has That 1970s Gunplay Swagger

Ben Wheatley directed Kill List. It was awesome. He also directed High Rise. I have not seen it. He also also directed Free Fire, which, given this trailer, I will certainly see. Brie Larson, period piece, swagger, violence, style. A custom made pop culture prostate massager. For me!

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Confirmed: ‘Man of Steel 2’ by Cavill’s agent

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You know, I’m just going to go ahead and be optimistic about the second Superman movie. You know, against all odds, I’m going to pretend that Geoff Johns’ presence in the DCU boardrooms means they’re going to *figure shit out* — and if I’m let down, I’m let down.

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‘Mad Max High Octane Collection’ announced; ‘Fury Road’ Black & Chrome Edition is Included

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Here’s an enticement for you friends of the FURIOUS ROAD, or MAD MAXIMILLIAN in general. The motherfucking Mad Max High Octane Collection, a packed little consumerist piggy that contains the four Mad Max flicks, plus the much vaunted Fury Road: Black & Chrome.

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Snyder reveals Batman’s “Tactical Batsuit” in photo from ‘Justice League’ set

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I’m feeling a certain Nite Owl vibe here. Am I alone? IDK.

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Stan Lee’s Life being made into ‘Espionage-Thriller’ Biopic by Fox

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Hey, Fox. What you folks smoking, breh? High concept, low concept, garbage time, or brilliant post-modern diarrhea blast, who knows. Just pass what you’re smoking.

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Benicio Del Toro cast in the new ‘Predator’ movie

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Benicio Del Toro is awesome. Shane Black is awesome. The Predator is awesome. This movie is trending towards awesome.

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Obviously: ‘Jurassic World’ confirmed as planned trilogy

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Obvious news is obvious. But, uh, here, enjoy it, those of you silly enough to like Jurassic World. Seriously though, who knows, maybe the sequel will be better. Jurassic World was in development hell forever, and one can hope that’s what led to such a horrid, mutant script.

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‘Headshot’ Trailer: Iko Uwais of ‘The Raid’ goes full ‘Taken’ Ass Kicking Mode

Iko Uwais, total ass-whupping extraordinaire of The Raid is back with his next movie. Headshot. I’m down.

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