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Black Panther’s suit in Captain America: Civil War was Pure CG

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Man, Black Panther’s suit in Captain America: Civil War was awesome. Indubitably. But man, you know what? It was even more awesome than I realized. ‘Cause that motherfucker was straight CG. In every goddamn scene. Every goddamn scene! I had no idea, and I imagine not many other people did too.

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Rumor: Standalone ‘Batman’ Movie won’t take place only in Arkham Asylum

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The rumor for a good long minute has been that the first Ben Affleck Batman movie would take place in Arkham Asylum. This sounded wonderful, since it caged the movie in the warm bosom of a favorite video game (Batman: Arkham Asylum, uh, obviously) and would riff on two favorite action movies (DreddThe Raid). Well, the newest rumor has the movie doing a lot more than hanging around the Asylum. Fine, fine!

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‘Nocturnal Animals’ Trailer: Love Is A Dark Violent Novel

The trailer for Tom Ford’s next movie, Nocturnal Animals has hit. And motherfucker, has it caught me off guard. I knew that Ford’s initial flick was well received, but I never caught it. Nocturnal Animals, though? Seems like the sort of beautiful, violent, miserable affair that I’m all about.

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Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s ‘Fast and Furious’ Character

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Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s character for future Fast and Furious movies. Maybe. Sort of. That is, if you’re willing to believe Paul Walker’s brothers. Here’s hoping it was more of a fever dream of Vin Diesel’s that he pitched to the Walker brothers than a “hey, I’m about to do this thing, guys” sort of thing.

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First Look: J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon from ‘Justice League’

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In celebration of Batman Day, Zack Snyder has shared an official look of J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon. I’m, I’m okay with it? Sure. The visual aesthetics have never been the worst part of Snyder’s riff on the DCU, but it still looks dope.

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Rumor: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Prequel is already in Pre-Production

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Looks like we’re going to be waiting a lot shorter than we were expecting for the Mad Max: Fury Road sequel. Or Prequel. If you believe the Ravens carrying the Internet Messages, the Fury Road prequel is already in pre-fucking-production. Still, I can’t help but get a bit bummed given that Furiosa is going to have a tenuous presence, at best.

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Tom Cruise returning for ‘Mission: Impossible 6’, Xenu Bless Him

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The fourth Mission: Impossible was a fun movie. The fifth Mission: Impossible was a fun movie. So, let’s keep the fucking Fun Movie Train Going. Viva la Cruise, viva la his Thetan Levels.

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Tom Holland teases ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ goes to Avengers HQ

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Man. Straight-up cinematic integration these days. Tom Holland is teasing that Spider-Man: Homecoming heads to Avengers HQ. Presumably, I assume-ably, to talk with Horatio Stark.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Set Photo: Behold Josh Brolin’s (Motion Capture Suit) Thanos!

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The Russo Brothers have shared a picture from the set of Avengers: Infinity War, featuring Thanos. Or, at least, it features Josh Brolin wearing a motion capture suit, daring us to imagine the Big Purple Fuck in his place.

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Confirmed: ‘Wolverine 3’ Villain is Mr. Sinister

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Mr. Sinister is going to be all up in the plot of Wolverine 3, making (Old Man) Logan’s life hell.

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