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Ben Affleck reveals his Batman movie will be called…The Batman
Ben Affleck has confirmed that his solo Batman movie is titled The Batman. Truthfully, I don’t even know why I’m fucking covering this. Probably because I’m stuck at home all day, while my plumbing system is being fixed to the sound of hundreds of dollars. I need this, okay? This banality.
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Zack Snyder teases Deathstroke appearance for Justice League movie
Zack Snyder is teasing Deathstroke’s appearance in the Justice League movie, again. Deathstroke. Really, when using that phrase to represent anything other than some sort of brain-busting orgasm is a colossal fucking waste. But here we are. Here we are. Whatever.
Duncan Jones’ Mute is going to be a Netflix release
I want Duncan Jones’ Mute. The filmmaker has been talking about making the flick since motherfucker put out Moon, many, many moons (pun?) ago. He’s been discussing it to the point where it doesn’t feel real. Not fucking real at all! But apparently the film *is* real, and Netflix is releasing it.
Jon Favreau is directing a live-action Lion King adaptation
File this under things you’ve never asked for, and we probably shouldn’t get. Disney and Jon Favreau are bringing a live-action Lion King to the big screen.
John Wick: Chapter 2 Photo: Rolling With His Pitbull
A new John Wick: Chapter 2 photo reveals the (current) fate of his pitbull. You know, the one Wick gained at the end after murdering everything in his path for mirking his first puppy. The fate? Alive and rolling as a member of the Wick Squad.
Henry Cavill reveals new ‘Justice League’ Promo Art
Henry Cavill has revealed new Justice League promo art, featuring his band of dickheads getting real serious in their posing stylings. Not a particular complaint against these promo art stand-ups, though. If you’ve seen any stand-ups, you’ve seen that they’re all pretty fucking terrible.
‘Ghost In The Shell’ Teaser Trailer: Glitched Out Hollywood Cyberpunk
Some glitchy-ass’d Ghost In The Shell teaser trailers dropped last night during the Mr. Robot season finale. Which, as far as marketing synergy goes, makes a lot of sense. The trailers don’t offer much in the way of content, but do an effective job conveying the aesthetic of the upcoming film.
John Wick: Chapter 2 Poster: He’s Bulletproof
Here’s an official John Wick: Chapter 2 poster to tide you over! Tide you over until the glorious sequel to the ultra-violent original washes over you in a orgiastic wave of blood and stylized fury.
