#Movies
Rumor: Megan Fox To Play Poison Ivy In ‘Gotham City Sirens’
Megan Fox to play Poison Ivy? That’s the rumor. And if a comic book is announced, and there isn’t mind-numbing, incessant rumor-mongering about it, does it really exist? I’m not sure. But, that isn’t a problem for Gotham City Sirens, mere days after being announced.
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Ben Affleck’s ‘Batman’ Movie Confirmed For 2018 Release
Today, word broke that Ben Affleck’s Batman movie is arriving in 2018. Which, I thought had already been confirmed? I can’t keep track.
‘Dunkirk’ Trailer: Survival Is Victory In Nolan’s World War II Movie
The first full trailer for Nolan’s Dunkirk is here, folks. And it’s everything you’d expect from a trailer for a Nolan flick. Gorgeous cinematography. Cillian Murphy. Rousing music. I’m ready.
David Ayers Directing The Harley Quinn Spin-Off Movie Called ‘Gotham City Sirens’
Harley Quinn’s spin-off movie has landed a director! And a title! And it seems, a premise!
‘Alien: Covenant’ Adds James Franco To Its (Bursting?) Cast
James Franco has officially been added to the cast of Alien: Covenant. I’m a fan of Franco (for the most part) and the Alien franchise (for the most part)!
‘Aquaman’ Casts Patrick Wilson As Ocean Master
I love Patrick Wilson as much as I am fucking clueless about Aquman lore. Which is to say — I fucking *love* him. So I’m excited for his casting in Aquaman, despite not knowing *who* the fuck he is playing.
‘The Dark Tower’ Image: Gunslinger And Man In Black Do The Stare Down Thing
Here’s a new image from The Dark Tower adaptation dropping next year. It’s got itself a stare down between the Man in Black and the Gunslinger. I, uh, I don’t have anything else to bring to this post, since I’ve never read the fucking series. But! Enjoy!
‘The Fate Of The Furious’ Trailer: We Got A Tank. And Betrayal!
First trailer The Fate Of The Furious has dropped! And with it! Intrigued! Dom’s bad! Double intrigue! Transporter Guy is good! Seriously, this movie universe has the internal logic of wrestling narratives. Betrayals, heel turns, face turns, double heel turns, violence, latent homoeroticism. This may explain why I love it so much.
Sony Sets Release Date For ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Sequel
Sony has set the release date for the sequel to Spider-Man: Homecoming. This is the world we live in, folks. Have for a while. I don’t really have a problem with it. The movie is going to make a zillion dollars, why wouldn’t it get a sequel?
