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Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ Promo Images: That Tasty Cyberpunk Aesthetic

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Duncan Jones has been talking about his cyberpunk movie Mute forever. I’ve been wanting it forever. Now, now we’re getting delicious as fuck cyberpunk promo images, which confirm it’s coming. Oh, it’s coming. I’m coming. Are you coming?

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‘New Mutants’ Movie Will Feature James McAvoy As Professor X

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Looks like we’re not done with James McAvoy as Professor X. Not just yet! The actor is going to be appearing in Fox’s New Mutants movie. Will the movie be any good? Who knows! But. And, and dear god I hope I don’t regret saying this, it can’t be any worse than X-Men: Apocalypse.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Plot Synopsis Reveals Thor Throwing Down On Planet Hulk

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How does Planet Hulk fit into Thor: Ragnarok, many have wondered. Well, now we know. Thor is imprisoned there, and he’s going to have to swing on the Green Giant once more.

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SNL Korea’s ‘Doctor Strange’ Sketch Shows You His Mindblowing Street Magic And Posse

Man, Jerkface shared this a couple of days ago on my Facebook wall. Fucking blew my mind. But, quite truthfully, I didn’t think to show it with you folks. This, this is fucking fantastic.

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Rob Liefeld Signs “Seven Figure” Movie Deal For Extreme Studios Library

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Rob Liefeld is the glorious, benevolent golden retriever of the Image Comics world. So, despite the fact that his movie deal involves the hack Akiva Goldsman and *doesn’t* involve Youngblood or Prophet, I’m happy for him. Not excited for whatever may come of this, but happy for him.

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Confirmed: Doctor Strange Is In ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

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Like, we already knew Doctor Strange was going to be in Thor: Ragnarok, right? In our taints, our hearts, our minds. But! Now it’s confirmed.

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‘Aquaman’ Using ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Stunt Team

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As long as Ben Affleck is fucking around with the script and saying he’s doing/maybe not doing The Batman, Aquaman is going to be my most anticipated DCU movie. So, I meet the news that the movie will be using the Fury Road stunt team with 100% heavy metal skull smashing excitement.

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Report: Casting Call Confirms Miles Morales Is Spider-Man In Sony’s Animated Movie

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Make mine Miles Morales! I mean, holy fuck. A Phil Lord and Chris Miller-produced Spider-Man was dope enough. But now it’s starring Morales? Yes please.

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‘Super Mario Bros.’ Movie Getting Limited Edition Blu-Ray

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The Super Mario Bros. movie is getting a limited edition Blu-Ray. Oh man. I was just talking about this movie with my dad a couple of weeks ago. It was horrible — but I was young and loved it. It was horrible — but he was convinced (probably rightfully) that the actress was a babe to placate fathers taking their kids to the movies. Now! We can relive this experience, together, but maybe the actress will placate me as well? Bonding, man, over breasts. As well-established a tradition as any.

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New ‘Wonder Woman’ Photo: Highway Through The Danger Zone

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Yeah, I don’t know. Headline doesn’t really fit. But, I mean, we’re just talking about a new fucking Wonder Woman photo. So let’s not get all bent out of fucking shape.

Full photo after the jump! ‘Cause, disgusting Empire watermark!

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