#Movies
‘Wonder Woman 1984’ may hit HBO Max two weeks after theaters. Wild, wild times!
In these times, motherfuckers gotta be versatile. In every avenue! So, it’s really interesting seeing how movie studios are navigating the COVID Universe. The latest example of said navigation? Warner Brothers may start streaming Wonder Woman 1984 on HBO Max two weeks after its theatrical run..
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‘Tenet’ available to watch at home on December 15. About time! Get it?
We finally know when Christopher Nolan’s latest mindbending, self-masturbating opus Tenet is coming to homes. The motherfucker is going to be dropping December 15, and I’ll admit that I’m stoked. Like, even if the movie sucks, or is a mess, it’s still a Nolan jam. There will be enough to appreciate and pick at, you know?
Jordan Peele is producing a remake of ‘The People Under The Stairs’ and I’m fucking here for it!
Jordan Peele is producing a fucking remake of The People Under The Stairs, and I’m torqued. If there’s anyone I’m going to trust when it comes to producing a horror remake, it’s this dude.
Netflix and Apple may be looking to land Bond movie ‘No Time To Die’ in silly money bidding war
If you believe one industry insider (laugh at the terminology, whatever, suck it), Netflix and Apple are throwing around silly money. Like, okay, they always are? But in this particular case? The companies are flexing their financial nipples in an attempt to land Daniel Crag’s last Bond flick, No Time To Die.
‘Uncharted’ set photos offer look at Tom Holland as Young Nathan Drake. And? Dude looks good!
Man, the Uncharted movie is really fucking happening! It’s been in development for, like, 99% of OL’s existence. That said? Tom Holland looks good as young Nathan Drake in this set photo. Or at the least, not actively bad. IMO, IMO, of course.
Jake Gyllenhaal teaming up again with Denis Villeneuve for the HBO limited series ‘The Son’ and let’s goooo
Holy fucking shit, dudes. Maybe 2020 isn’t complete diarrhea! Or, at least it ain’t on the pop culture scene. Motherfucking Jake Gyllenhaal and Denis Villeneuve are teaming up once more. This time for an HBO limited series, The Son. The duo previously blew my ass hair off with Prisoners and Enemy, so this is glorious, glorious news.
Michael B. Jordan is producing a ‘Static Shock’ live-action movie. I’m instantly intrigued, dudes!
I don’t really know anything about Static Shock, dudes. However, I do know Michael B. Jordan! Dude is solid. Which means this project gains instant credence in my eyes.
‘Dune’ delayed, ‘Bond’ delayed, ‘Batman’ delayed, everything fucking delayed. We staying home, folks.
Since I’ve last been on the ball, roughly every single movie has been delayed. In the last week, we’ve seen Dune, Batman, and Bond delayed. It’s official, folks. We ain’t going to be seeing any tentpoles until COVID cools down. Which, given its progression in the United States, will be approximately Who Fucking Knows.
‘Firestarter’ remake from Blumhouse casts Zac Efron in lead role. Oh! Okay?
I completely forgot that there was a Firestarter remake coming. Unless, I never knew? Not sure. But I do now, courtesy of this news. None other than Zac Efron has been cast in the lead role, ostensibly as Charlie McGee’s father. I don’t really have an opinion on this. Objectively, I like Efron. Is he the right dude for the role? Suppose we’ll found out.
‘Dune’ Trailer: A gorgeous and foreboding preview and I have no idea how this movie got made
Man, they finally dropped the first trailer for Dune. Now admittedly, I haven’t read the book. But this trailer is fucking gorgeous. It’s also spell-bindingly esotetic, and I have no idea how it was made. This gorgeous, dark motherfucker cost $150 million. Like, okay! I’m more than stoked, but I balk at the idea that it’s going to drag in enough of Joe and Pam Mainstreet to make its money back.
Still glad it exists, though!
