#Movies
‘Justice League’ Trailer: Exactly What You’d Expect From Zack Snyder
For better or worse, this trailer is exactly what you’d expect from Zack Snyder at this point. For me? The trailer is a collection of overly glossy, desaturated, heartless action, ill-executed jokes, and both literal and figurative garbage fires. The movie seems no better and no worse than any of his other DC movies, and how you interpret that statement is up to you.
(This is me just trying to be p. chill on a Saturday, I’m sure I’ll find my usual level of emotionally-unbalanced spleen about this later.)
Robert Rodriguez Frontrunner To Direct ‘Escape From New York’
There is no need for an Escape From New York remake or prequel and I find both ideas an affront against God and Man alike. But, if we’re going to have to fucking do it, Robert Rodriguez works.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Poster: A Spider, His Tunes, And Avengers Tower
New Spider-Man: Homecoming poster. I…I keep forgetting this movie exists. Dig the poster, though.
‘Justice League’ Poster: Heralding The New Trailer Coming Saturday
Justice League got itself a new trailer coming Saturday, and it appears a new poster today. The poster? It’s uh, generic as fuck. But I’ve long since given up trying to read a superhero movie’s quality through its promotional posters.
‘Alien: Covenant’ Poster: A Twisting Xenomorphic Horror
Here’s a new Alien: Covenant poster for you all. If you’re like me, you’re becoming more and more nervous about how you’re becoming more and more excited.
‘Deadpool 2’ News: Michael Shannon Frontrunner For Cable
Another week, another batch of Cable casting news. This week’s frontrunner? Michael Shannon! Do I buy it? Yes! But! Only because the movie’s very writers have teased an announcement is coming soon.
‘Death Note’ Live-Action Trailer: Shall We Begin?
Man, I never watched (all, I think I watched like four episodes?) of Death Note. But I’m rather intrigued by this adaptation. I dig the director behind it, and the trailer itself got its hooks in me. Here’s hoping, bro!
‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Is Releasing A Week Early
Oh yeah! This year we are getting a second Kingsman movie. And! We are getting it a week earlier.
Rumor: New ‘Matrix’ Movie Is Morpheus Prequel Starring Michael B. Jordan
A Matrix reboot? Lame as fuck, to me. A Matrix prequel starring Michael B. Jordan as Morpheus? Dope as fuck, to me. Who knows if this is more than a rumor, though.
