#Movies
Armie Hammer joining Alicia Vikander for director Ben Wheatley’s ‘Freakshift’
Armie Hammer and Alicia Vikander are pretty fire together in the underrated Man From Uncle. In fact, I just watched that shit again this last weekend with the wife. #SHINFO. #SHINFO. So I’m pretty fucking onboard with them reteaming for Ben Wheatley’s next flick.
Marvel and DC both in talks with Aaron Sorkin about potential movie
Both Marvel Studios and DC Films are in talks with the master of the walk-and-talk, Aaron Sorkin, about a potential movie. I’m down with this, since as I suffer capes-fatigue, odd, interesting talents like this will be necessary to keep me buzzing about these bombastic bullshit tentpoles.
‘The Dark Tower’ has been delayed again until August 4, 2017
The Dark Tower has been delayed again. And, apparently, it’s a shit show, with the footage recently screened at CinemaCon looking quite rough.
‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Trailer: That’s The Law Of Nature
New War of the Planet of the Apes trailer, folks! Red hot! Damn red hot. The third installment of the sneakily successful and enjoyable franchise drops this July, and I’m excited for it.
Jordan Peele in running to direct live-action ‘Akira’
How do you get me to give a fuck about a live-action Akira? You tell me that Jordan Peele may be directing it.
‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Trailer: The Whole Universe Is After Us
This movie looks far, far, far too wild to succeed domestically. It also looks far, far, far too wild to pass up.
‘It’ Teaser Trailer: You Will Fear Clowns. Again.
I’ve never read It. I haven’t watched the original It in twenty-years. So, I don’t give a sh(it) (ha!) about this trailer. I hope you King folks enjoy it, though!
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Trailer: Tony Stark Puts Peter Parker In Timeout
New Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! Wherein Tony Stark gives Peter all sorts of dope technology, and then takes it away from Peter like an extremely confusing mentor.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Teaser Trailer: Full Spider-Thing Dropping Tomorrow!
Is your gut full of acidic, barbaric superhero trailer? Tough tits, soft sac. Tomorrow we’re getting a new Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer! How do we know? A six-second teaser trailer has been dropped on Twitter.
Chris Evans Open To Playing Captain America After ‘Avengers: Infinity War’
Will Chris Evans play Captain America after Avengers: Infinity War and its sequel? Well, his contract is up. Well, who knows if his character will live through the movies. Well, despite those two factors, the actor said he’s open to it.