Jesus fucking Christ, The Fifth Element is celebrating its 20th Anniversary? Man. These bones. These balls. Creaky and saggy, but such is the passage of time. Anyways. Anyways! To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the movie’s soundtrack is getting a vinyl release. For the first time ever.

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A Hellboy r-rated reboot is coming, folks. And it’s starring none other than Hopper from Stranger Things. I’m excited. Sure, sure, Ron Perlman was perfect as the Boy of Hell. But, but! If they have to recast, the curmudgeonly as fuck David Harbour is a perfect replacement.

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New Blade Runner 2049 trailer, yo! God damn, I need this movie. Truth be told, I bailed on the trailer about twenty seconds in. I want the experience to be fresh as fuck upon first viewing, and what I saw got me effectively hyped to know how badly this flick is going to rock my nads.

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Final Wonder Woman trailer is final. Here’s hoping the movie is as decent as the clips they’ve dropped, which I’ve enjoyed a moderate amount.

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Who is going to appear in Infinity War? Easy. Everyone.

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Man, I’m so fucking hype for this movie. How hype?! Hype enough to get overly excited by two mediocre-at-best posters.

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Bond 25 continues its trudging towards becoming, like, a thing. Is Daniel Craig back? Who knows! Is there a set director? Who knows! Or, maybe we do now.

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Begun, production on Aquaman has. Shared the new logo, Warner Bros. has.

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Josh Gad is a fucking choad. That is written, that is known. So, yeah, fuck him playing the Penguin in The Batman.

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I don’t know The Dark Tower at all, so I really have no idea how this trailer resonates with fans of the series. But! I hope ya’ll dig it.

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