#Movies
Rihanna and Lupita Nyong’o *are* starring in that buddy movie that started as Twitter meme
The future is fucking wild, man. A Twitter used proposed the idea for a buddy movie starring Rihanna and Lupita Nyong’o, based on an image of the two together. Now, now that pitch is being turned into a fucking movie, and it’s being directed by directed by Ava DuVernay.
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Fox’s ‘New Mutants’ movie is going to be “full-fledged” horror movie, which rules
It is an cliche almost as old as the comic book movie itself. The yadda, yadda, comic book movies need to take on other genres to stay fresh. Which, I believe. Which, makes me happy that New Mutants is aiming for full-fledged horror.
‘John Wick 3’ currently being written, director of the first two hopes to return
Listen. I got a sickness. I saw John Wick 2 in the theater *five* fucking times. I own digital copies of both installments in the franchise. I…I need a third movie, and I need the director of the first two to helm it. My needs? It’s looking like they’ll be met.
‘Top Gun 2’ is definitely happening according to Tom Cruise, cause why not
Top Gun 2 is definitely happening, according to Xenu’s right hand man. The Cruise shall be bringing it to life, and the film will reportedly be directed by Joseph Kosinski.
‘Deadpool 2’ casts Jack Kesy as “major villain” who is probably Black Tom
Yeah. I don’t know The actor Jack Kesy, nor do I know the Deadpool villain Black Tom. So infinite shrugs coming from this guy, right here!
Joss Whedon finishing ‘Justice League’ as Zack Snyder departs due to personal tragedy
Joss Whedon is stepping in to finish Justice League. The director is replacing Zack Snyder, who is leaving the film after the death of his daughter.
‘Bride of Frankenstein’ next movie in Universal’s officially titled ‘Dark Universe’ that ‘The Mummy’ is starting, and that apathy is allowed
Before The Mummy has even been released, and frankly I’m wondering if it’s going to make enough money to warrant this, Universal is already announcing Bride of Frankenstein which the next installment of their “Dark Universe” cinematic…universe.
‘Uncharted’ movie will be a prequel starring Tom Holland (or Spider-Man if you prefer)
Tom Holland is going to be playing a young Nathan Drake in the Uncharted movie. Which will be a prequel. Wait, what? Sure. Okay. Or something
‘Resident Evil’ movie franchise getting six-film reboot, because uh yeah wait why
Resident Evil is getting itself a six-movie reboot. I’ve never been particularly *against* this franchise, having enjoyed what I’ve seen for its comically ridiculous execution. But, man. These studious really going hard with the enormity of their announcements. Six movies? Why…why don’t you take it a bit slower?
Arnold Schwarzenegger starring in sixth ‘Terminator’ movie because hey rehash refry into eternity
Arnold Schwarzenegger, no longer a marketable star, will return for the sixth Terminator movie, no longer a marketable franchise. That said — here’s hoping somehow, someway, it fucking rules.
