#Movies
Steven Yeun is starring in Jordan Peele’s next film. Hell yeah, now make it a horror movie!
I just sort of assumed that Jordan Peele’s next movie was gonna be a fucking horror movie. But apparently that shit ain’t confirmed! However, you know what is confirmed? The movie’s goddamn star! Steven Yeun. Fuck yes.
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Netflix paying $450 Million for ‘Knives Out’ 2 & 3. Director Rian Johnson and star Daniel Craig returning!
Man, good on you, Rian Johnson. After getting absolutely pilloried for The Last Jedi, you returned with the fantastic Knives Out. Now, that movie’s success has been parlayed into a $450 million deal with Netflix for two sequels. Mamma fucking mia, that’s a lot of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers!
‘Suicide Squad’ Trailer: James Gunn’s expected humor and violence make for pulpy-ass fun!
Yeah, motherfuckers! The first trailer for James Gunn’s Suicide Squad has dropped, and it’s all the camp and fun that I expected.
‘John Wick’ director helming ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ movie adaptation. Fucking fuck yes!
*Inhales sharply* FUCKING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN WICK DIRECTOR IS DIRECTING A GHOST OF TSUSHIMA MOVIE ADAPTATION! The Elder Ones can be good from time to time.
Cary Fukunaga directing movie adaptation of cyberpunk comic ‘Tokyo Ghost’ and why haven’t I heard of this fucking comic?
Goodness gracious, me! I’m a fucking ignorant pig. How have I not heard of Tokyo Ghost? I mean, a fucking cyberpunk comic! But, I have heard this news and I’m horny for it. My boy Cary Fukunaga himself is directing a movie adaptation of the comic, and that’s enough to get me swollen. Swollen!
Warner Bros. strikes first deal to bring films to theaters only in 2022. Includes new 45-day window!
It looks like the fucks at Warner Brothers are making good on their claim that 2021 is an aberration in their release policy. Unlike this year, the company has struck a deal with Regal Cinemas to be dropping new titles in theaters only in 2022. However, they’ve also negotiated a 45-day window, which is noticeably shorter. Me? I’m fucking stoked, man. Preserve the theatrical experience, and if the theaters aren’t ready by 2022, we got bigger fucking problems.
Keanu Reeves starring in movie adaptation of his comic ‘BRZRKR’ for Netflix! Anime series coming, too!
Well, this was inevitable, but it’s still fucking awesome. Netflix is adapting Keanu Reeves’s comic book BRZRKR into a live-action movie, and obviously the dude is starring. But wait, there’s more! The comic is also getting an anime series on the streaming motherfucking giant!
Michael B. Jordan officially directing ‘Creed 3’ and it’s dropping Thanksgiving, 2022!
Michael B. Jordan is officially directing Creed 3, and the fucker is dropping next Thanksgiving. I fucking loved Creed. Could have given or taken Creed 2. So, what’s to get me stoked about a third flick? Michael B. Jordan directing! Like, is he good? I don’t know! Is he bad? I don’t know! But am I eager to find out the answer? Oh fuck yeah.
‘Superman’ movie reboot coming and being written by Ta-Nehisi Coates with J.J. Abrams producing. Fucking hell yes!
Ta-Nehisi Coates is fucking writing a Superman movie reboot. Holy shit. Mamma fucking mia. This news gets my glands engorged. Ta-Nehisi Coates is one of my favorite essayists of the moment, and him on Superman is equal parts wonderful and surprising. Granted, the dude has taken a lap on Black Panther and Captain America for Marvel, so maybe it ain’t that surprising. But still, for him to tackle a Man of Steel movie? Fucking A.
‘Mission: Impossible 7’ and ‘A Quiet Place 2’ will be streaming only 45 days after release on Paramount Plus. Everybody got their pandemic streaming swagger!
Paramount ain’t exactly going full Warner Brothers, but they are acknowledging the current pandemic-based reality. The company announced that Mission: Impossible 7, A Quiet Place 2, and other movies will be streaming on Paramount+ a mere 45 days after release. Such a development pretty much sums up the current landscape, everyone has a fucking streaming service, and everyone is weary of the current box office.
