#Movies
‘Pacific Rim: Uprising’ released date pushed back a month, which is uh good or bad?
I’m not sure. Is Universal so hype about Pacific Rim: Uprising that they’re pushing it a month later, as to not compete with Black Panther? Or is the son of a bitch hurting, and they need more time to complete it? Or maybe they just want more marketing headway. I don’t fucking know.
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‘Death Wish’ Trailer: Old Ass Bruce Willis Reemerges To Vomit On A Classic
Man, fuck this trailer. I mean, right? Am I being negative here? Should I just focus on the rampant stupidity-fun of Bruce Willis mirking a shit load of people, or instead focus on it turding on a classic. Help me out here.
Ian McShane has joined new ‘Hellboy’ movie and I demand we be excited
Ian McShane’s performance in American Gods is definitely, and objectively the best performance on TV this year. Not only that, but yet yes, Deadwood, John Wick, and on and on. So, fuck to the yes, his casting in the new Hellboy movie has me torqued.
Mads Mikkelsen would be willing to play Doctor Doom in his upcoming solo movie so Fox let’s get this shit done
The Doctor Doom movie was guaranteed my interest when it turned out that Noah Hawley would be developing it. But, man. Now? Can you imagine if Mads Mikkelsen actually got the role? I’m sort of assuming it won’t happen. But, man.
Hans Zimmer joining Johann Johansson on ‘Blade Runner 2049’ score, so expect some horns dude
Hans Zimmer is helping to score Blade Runner 2049, folks. Dope! I had been sort of “eh” on Zimmer lately, feeling like he had been falling into sort of horn ass-blasting self-parody. But! After his return to form with Dunkirk (in my completely unqualified, and uneducated opinion), I’m ready for more of Zimmer’s horn blasts.
‘Mother!’ Trailer: Aronofsky Returns With Some Nightmare Fuel
There isn’t enough going on in the mother! trailer to know what’s going on. However, there is enough going on to let me know the movie seems like a stripped down, tense, thrilling return to form for Aronofsky. Sign me up.
‘It’ Trailer: When You’re Alone As A Kid, The Monsters See You As Weaker
New It trailer. I don’t know the source material, but the trailer seems fine! I mean, no matter what, can’t be the worst King adaptation this year, right? *Stares at The Dark Tower*
Denis Villeneuve is a frontrunner to direct ‘Bond 25’ along with two other dudes, but let’s not dwell on them
Denis Villeneuve is *a* frontrunner for Bond 25. He’s actually, I’ll admit it, not *the* frontrunner, that’s Yann Demange. However, fuck. I can’t even imagine the spy-throbber I’d get, watching a Villeneuve-powered Bond 25.
James Cameron wants new ‘Terminator’ trilogy cause he loves giving us movies we don’t want
How can you make me groan more than the proposed fifteen or whatever the fuck Avatar movies? Tell me that Jimmy Cameron is attempting to resurrect the Terminator franchise, again, with a fucking trilogy.
