#Movies
‘Wonder Woman 2’ going to make Patty Jenkins the highest-paid female director ever
Good for DC on two levels. Making Patty Jenkins paid as fuck. Bringing back Patty Jenkins to helm the sequel to the only good DC movie since Dark Knight Rises. Finally, some fucking sense afoot over there at Warner Bros.
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‘Avengers 4’ sees Hawkeye and Maybe Black Window with new, edgy looks. Post-Apocalypse Movie?
Speculation: Avengers 4 is some post-apocalyptic Avengers set in a world where Thanos wins, and like, the movie is about defeating Thanos and using the time cube to reset back to a lesser destroyed world? It would explain Renner’s extreme Mohawk/Ultimates look I guess, and apparently Black Widow is going to be bald. Edgy! Post-apocalyptic!
I’m calling it.
Director and Lead Actress of ‘The Witch’ reteaming for ‘Nosferatu’, so prepare to crap yourself again
Man, I was deeply unsettled by The Witch. However, I also fucking loved it. So, I can’t wait to see what the director and lead actress of said flick do with their upcoming remake of Nosferatu.
Louis C.K. premiering his secret movie, ‘I Love You, Daddy’ at Toronto International Film Festival
Apparently, Louis C.K. secretly filmed a movie. Apparently, this movie is titled I Love You, Daddy. Apparently, this movie is premiering at TIFF.
Studio Ghibli reopens as Hayao Miyazaki totally comes out of retirement, again
Creators create. That’s what they do, and I imagine that’s what Hayao Miyazaki is either discovering or accepting about himself now. The legend has come out of retirement, again, and Studio Ghibli has reopened in order to produce Miyazaki’s next movie.
‘Molly’s Game’ Trailer: Sorkin’s Directorial Debut Gets Fittingly Longwinded Trailer
My god. I don’t know what I was expecting from a Sorkin trailer, if not Sorkin. So here’s the trailer for his directorial debut, which probably sets the record for most longwinded shit ever crammed into 2:46. Regarding the actual movie, I’m sort of intrigued. I guess?
Early ‘Justice League’ cut was “unwatchable”, Whedon said to have changed original ending. Dumpster Fire, incoming!
Ah, no no, say the Warner Bros executives. All those rumors about a troubled reshoot for Justice League are just that, rumors! Fake news! No one follow the scent of sizzling turd to the diarrhea-covered Dumpster Fire known that is the Justice League movie.
Man, Whedon. You got your work cut out for you.
Netflix in talks with Disney to keep streaming ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel movies. Move that dough, dudes
News dropped this week that Disney was going to be taking its Star Wars and Marvel flicks to its own streaming service (starting in 20…something), and man. People were not happy. But, chin up, fair users of Netflix, it appears all might not be lost.
‘Justice League’ reshoots were to lighten the mood, actor confirms, surprises no one
Oh, hey. Go figure. The Justice League reshoots *were* to unfuck the Gloom and Dirge Circle Jerk that the first cut assuredly was. Such a confirmation was let-slip by the dude who plays Cyborgs dad, who clearly gives no fucks.
‘Blade Runner 2049’ gets R rating, which was expected, but glad to see they replican’t hold back
The headline, let’s be honest. It fucking sucks. But I really just wanted to type “replican’t”, and this is my blog. So, you know. If you got a problem.
