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‘Red Sparrow’ Trailer: Jennifer Lawrence goes full Black Widow movie before Marvel goes Black Widow movie
Jennifer Lawrence in a female spy flick, looking like it’s doing the Black Widow movie before Marvel did like a Black Widow movie. I’m fucking in, dude.
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First Look(s): David Harbour as ‘Hellboy’ from the upcoming reboot
Not a clever headline, but I’m fucking tired. I know, I know. My headlines ain’t ever clever, anyways. But, hey. Have a couple official looks of David Harbour as Hellboy.
‘It’ is breaking all sorts of records this weekend. Highest debut for a horror movie and a whole shit load more
I didn’t particularly like It. Thought it was okay (at best). Like, certified fresh, but certified fresh grading out at a C- or some shit. Even with that said though, I can’t help but be happy that it’s so goddamn successful. Nice win for horror movies (even if this shit wasn’t scary, but more like laughably goofy), and Mr. King.
‘Blade Runner 2049: TV Spot: Old Man Deckard’s ass is being hunted
Here’s a new Blade Runner 2049 TV spot, which underscores one of the very few things we know about the movie. Old Man Deckard’s ass is being hunted.
Rumor: Hawkeye assumes the identity of Ronin in ‘Avengers 4’
Here’s a meaty morsel of Avengers 4 rumor to ruminate over, friends. If the EchoChamber is to be believed, Hawkeye will be adopting none other than his alternate identity of Ronin in the movie. I’m using this news to fuel my own baseless speculation that Avengers 4 is going to take place in a post-apocalyptic universe where Thanos won.
‘X-Force’ movie to be written and directed by Drew Goddard. This is so damn good.
Drew Goddard got chops, dude. You can taste his chops in Cabin in The Woods, Daredevil (the show), The Martian, among others. Soon, though. Soon you’ll be able to taste his, uh, X-chops. Dude has signed on to write and direct the X-Force movie, which will star Deadpool and Cable.
‘Suicide Squad 2’ being written and directed by Gavin O’Connor, for whatever that’s worth
Suicide Squad 2 has finally found its director. As well as its writer! The gentlefolk who will be taking over both duties is none other than Gavin O’Connor. The aforementioned O’Connor directed last year’s The Accountant, which I never saw. But seemed enjoyable enough to me.
I know, pretty underwhelming response from me. I’m just tired, and can’t manage yet another tits-sizzling DCU hot take.
The ‘It’ sequel is going to explore the novel’s more “transdimensional” elements. Whatever that means, dude
I don’t know much about It. Never read it. Never seen the original movie. I *do* know that the novel’s latest adaptation is intended to take place across two movies. The second of which will apparently take on a more “transdimensional” quality. This news probably means something to you King fanatics and fans of the original adaptation. But to me? I ain’t got a fucking clue.
‘Bond 25’ rumored plot sounds like Bond going full-on ‘Taken’ and also sort of overdone
How many times has Daniel Craig “quit” the service in his fucking Bond movies? I’m losing track. That said, prepare yourself. If rumors are to be believed, he’ll be doing it again in Bond 25. Then, going full Taken to avenge his dead ass wife.
John Cena is frontrunner for ‘Shazam’ lead. Let’s not play around, get this done
John Cena is the frontrunner to play the lead in DC’s Shazam movie. There’s some other jabroni also in contention, but let’s just focus on the positive here. Cena is literally an overgrown, pumped-up man child. This casting is so fucking obvious. Additionally, let’s not fucking forget if Cena is cast, dude will be feuding with The Rock’s fucking Black Adam.
Please. Make this happen.
