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‘Annihilation’ Trailer: I Need To Know What’s Inside (Alex Garland’s Next Movie)

First official trailer for the next Alex Garland movie, Annihilation, has dropped. The flick is based off of the Jeff VanderMeer book of the same name, which I have not read. So, the trailer seems pretty dope, but, and I’m happy about this, I really have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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‘The Flash’ movie gets new script, by, uh, the dude who wrote ‘King Arthur’

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The Flash continues to tumble along in development hell, in case you forgot the movie even existed. However, perhaps its stay in hell is coming to an end, as the movie has picked up a new script. Nice! By the writer of King Arthur.Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

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Quentin Tarantino would totally make a ‘Star Trek’ movie, he says. But, like, I ain’t falling for it

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Quentin Tarantino is at it again, folks. Flapping them gums. This time, the director is saying he would direct a Star Trek movie.

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‘It’ sequel gets official release date, dropping September 6, 2019

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It, a mediocre at best movie that bamboozled people through nostalgia, love for Stephen King, and surfing the Stranger Things zeitgeist, has an official date for its sequel.

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Linda Hamilton is returning to the ‘Terminator’ franchise, cause why the fuck not at this point

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Hard to really bag on the news that Linda Hamilton is returning, right? I mean, every old as fuck person in Hollywood is returning to their either dormant or dead-as-fuck franchise at this point. As well, who knows. The Terminator flicks really don’t have anything to lose at this point.

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Josh Brolin drops new photo of Cable from ‘Deadpool 2’, and it is a bloody good time. PUNS, GUYS. PUNS.

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Josh Brolin dropped a new photo of Cable from Deadpool 2. And, said motherfucker features a rather maniacal look at Scott Summer’s time-travelling kid.

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Jamie Lee Curtis returning for next ‘Halloween’ movie, reprising her famous role

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Jamie Lee Curtis is going to be returning to the Halloween franchise, friends. Apparently she died or some shit, I guess?, but writers Danny McBride and David Gordon Green are going to ignore Halloween: H20 and Halloween: Resurrection. Which…she died in. Or something. I don’t know, I haven’t seen those fucking movies.

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‘Blade Runner’ getting short anime from the fuckin’ Cowboy Bebop director. How goddamn great is this?

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Christ, how fucking dope of a confluence is this? Blade Runner is getting a short anime from none other than the director of Cowboy Bebop, Shinichiro Watanabe.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ dropping May 17, 2019. Whole team is back to murder inferior summer blockbusters

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Fuck to the yes. John Wick 3 has finally been confirmed, and oh golly my goddamn prostate is tingling. Not only is the whole team back (the star, writer, and director), but Wick and company are swinging massive, massive balls. The movie is dropping dead in the middle of the summer blockbuster season. As it should, because it’s the fucking best.

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‘Deadpool’ director Tim Miller is officially helming ‘Terminator 6’, a franchise which simply cannot die

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Tim Miller is a pretty cool director. Terminator used to be a pretty cool franchise. Can the former resurrect the latter? I’m fucking skeptical, but I’m also fucking hopeful.

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