#Movies
Warner Bros. names new Head of DC Films. New meat for the grinder, folks
There’s yet another head of DC Films, my dudes. It’s the same guy who oversaw the production of hits It and The Conjuring, whatever the fuck that means to you. But. Hey dude, welcome aboard. You really can’t do any worse than your predecessors.
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‘Bond’ producer says next James Bond could be “female or black”, so like. Can we just get Idris Elba, finally?
Let Daniel Craig quietly fart out one last Bond movie. Then, can we please, get a Bond movie directed by Nolan and starring Idris Elba? Please?
‘Sicario 2: Soldado’ Trailer: Brolin and Del Toro Go To War With The Cartels
I’m fucking ready for this movie, dude. The original movie ruled. And while this one isn’t directed by Denis Villeneuve, Brolin and Del Toro are back! Not only that, though. It’s also written by Taylor Sheridan. Who, if you haven’t been keeping up, fucking rules. Let’s do this!
Disney/Fox deal is consummated, X-Men, Deadpool, and Fantastic Four joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe
I can’t help but feel a bit sick at the news that Disney and Fox have consummated their deal. Like, man. Talk about a fucking monoculture. But, you know. I’m definitely going to jizz when I see Thor, Peter Parker, Cyclops, and Reed Richards saving the world together.
‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Trailer: Well, at least it has Jeff Goldblum
Here’s a trailer for the stupid follow to the stupid movie, Jurassic World. It is equal parts, lame, banal, and forced, but at least it has Jeff Goldblum.
Rumor: Jon Hamm wants to be The Batman. This makes too much sense to actually fucking happen, huh?
Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Reportedly. But, still. Let’s marinate in those wanky fanboy juices for a second, and say it again. Jon Hamm wants to be Batman. Oh god, my nips get hard just contemplating it. Thus, it probably ain’t going to come to pass. Huh?
Quentin Tarantino ‘Star Trek’ movie will be R-Rated, penned by ‘The Revenant’ writer. This is wonderful madness.
I love all of this so much. Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek movie is going to be Rated R, and penned by the dude who wrote The Revenant. It’s so fucking weird that I can’t help but get excited.
‘Aquaman’ First Look: Jason Momoa looking brooding, beefy as hell as Arthur Curry
There’s no real reason to dawdle, filling this post with words. We’re all here for the same thing, even if we don’t admit it to ourselves. Jason Momoa looking beefy as fuck as Arthur Curry.
Hit the jump for the full thing, because EW is garbage and watermarks their pics.
Edgar Wright currently writing ‘Baby Driver’ sequel script, let’s hear one for the good guys
Edgar Wright is currently writing a sequel to Baby Driver, which is pretty rad. The original was damn fun, and made roughly a “fuckton” of money on a “relatively small” budget. So, it’s nice to see an inventive movie being rewarded with both financial and critical success.
Quentin Tarantino’s next film is dropping on the 50th anniversary of the Manson Family’s murders
We know when Tarantino’s next movie is dropping, motherfuckers. Appropriately, or perhaps tastelessly, it will arrive on the 50th anniversary of the Manson Family’s murders. August 9, 2019. I cannot fucking wait.
