#Movies
‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ movie lands prestige TV director Michelle MacLaren
I want a Cowboy Ninja Viking movie, god dammit! I’ve written about it too much here on the site for it to not apparate into our reality. Well, it appears more and more like it’s actually going to happen. The latest sign? The movie has signed the fantastic-as-fuck Michelle MacLaren to direct.
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‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ Trailer: Maybe You Just Need Someone Watching Your Back
Ant-Man was better than I could have ever predicted, so fuck yeah I’m excited for the sequel! That said. Oh, that said. While I enjoy the trailer for its sequel, it does seem to be missing the Paul Rudd/Adam McKay humorous flair that had me really enjoying the first. Here’s hoping there’s more of it in the actual movie.
Still though, I enjoy this trailer.
‘Mute’ Trailer: Duncan Jones’ Love Letter To Cyberpunk
Man, I still don’t know what Mute is about. Not only that, though, I really can’t tell if the movie is going to be any good. But, it’s fucking cyberpunk! And I really like Jones’ work on Moon and Source Code. So I’m pencilling myself in as “cautiously optimistic” and “mildly aesthetically aroused” for the time being.
‘John Wick 3’ officially bringing back director Chad Stahelski, casts Hiroyuki Sanada as main villain. I can’t handle the wait
I had already sort of assumed that director Chad Stahelski was returning for the third John Wick. But, now we got official confirmation! Not only that, motherfuckers, but we also know who will be playing the main villain.
Bob Odenkirk starring in action movie from ‘John Wick’ writer. Nothing makes sense anymore and I love it
Bob Odenkirk is starring in a fucking action movie, written by the dude behind the John Wick movies. This makes absolutely no fucking sense, but in this bleeding timeline, it makes perfect sense. and should be applauded appropriately. Seriously, I’m fucking stoked for this.
The ‘Flash’ standalone movie to be directed by ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ writers. If you can’t beat them, recruit them!
The DCU has been getting its ass kicked by the MCU for years, friends. For years! So, they’ve done what many competitors do when they’ve been so thrashed. If they can’t compete with a competitor’s talent, they make it their own. The DCU has gone full Yankees, friends. And honestly, I’m actually excited by this news. I really, really enjoyed Homecoming.
Rumor: Jake Gyllenhaal is “probably” replacing Affleck as Batman and oh god this never ends
I want Jake Gyllenhaal to replace Ben Affleck as Batman. But, that’s neither here nor there in the short term. More than anything, I just want the fucking Ben Affleck/Batman soap opera to conclude.
Leonardo DiCaprio starring in Tarantino’s Charles Manson movie. I’m feeling homicidal glee at the casting
DiCaprio reteaming with Tarantino for the Charles Manson flick? I keep getting more and more excited for this movie, my dudes.
Duncan Jones’ cyberpunk movie ‘Mute’ hitting Netflix next month. ALL THE CYBERPUNK IN FEBRUARY, NETFLIX
Netflix’s big beefy cyberpunk testicles are fucking swanging next month, friends. Not only are they debuting their Altered Carbon adaptation, but Duncan Jones’ own cyberpunk movie is dropping as well. I’m all about this, dudes.
‘Gambit’ movie loses director Gore Verbinski, in case you care at all
Somewhere, out there, there is someone (dare I say people?) sweating the Gambit movie. I am not one of those people. However, I’m saddened to report to them that the movie has lost yet another director.
