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Rumor: Woody Harrelson playing Carnage in the upcoming ‘Venom’ movie. Stop getting me excited, please
I want to write off the Venom movie. Perhaps preemptively, I know. But, I mean. That trailer! Woof. However, I just can’t seem to fucking ditch a quiet, reluctant excitement for the movie. Now, this! Goddamn Woody Harrelson as Carnage? I’m sprung.
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‘Upgrade’ Trailer: Ultra-Violent Cyberpunk Cheese
I’m here for this, dude. A bit of the old ultraviolent, cyberpunk cheese. Just self-aware enough to skate on its absurdity, more than enough tech-based violence to satisfy the cyber-bro in me.
Lame ass Colin Trevorrow returning to continue ruining franchise by writing and directing ‘Jurassic World 3’
Colin Trevorrow is garbage. The Jurassic World franchise is garbage. This is a match made in feces-bath heaven.
John Cena wants a ‘Fast and Furious’ movie with Dwayne Johnson and nothing could be more perfect
There is only one downside that would come from John Cena teaming up with The Rock for a Fast and Furious movie. It would be the potential tears in the space-time continuum, as reality itself is threatened by the combination of so much awesomeness.
‘Deadpool 2’ Trailer: We’ll Be Known As…X-Force (Isn’t That A Little Derivative?)
I really want this movie to be good. And, while you can’t judge anything based on on them for certain, this trailer certainly does entertain me.
‘Cobra Kai’ Trailer: The Rivalry Is Back On
I’m, I’m a little bit upset with myself. ‘Cause, like, I genuinely enjoyed this trailer.
‘Men In Black’ reboot reteams Tessa Thompson with Chris Hemsworth. This is ragnarockin’, my dudes
Man, this is fucking wild casting. Tessa Thompson is rejoining Chris Hemsworth for the Men In Black reboot, after crushing it together in Thor: Ragnarok.
Warner Bros. has dropped the official ‘Shazam’ logo if you care, cause like I don’t?
Man, I sort of feel bad for Warner Bros. at this point. Like, I know you gotta do your thing, mind your grind, and keep attempting to make good movies. But, dropping the Shazam logo a week after the Infinity War trailer feels like a sad measure. How about ya’ll just go quiet for a bit until Infinity War passes, and then try and capture some of the zeitgeist.
