#Movies
John Carpenter is composing the score for the next ‘Halloween’ film
John Carpenter is returning to the Halloween franchise, folks. Not in the manner you may be thinking though, if you haven’t, you know, paid any fucking attention to the movie’s development. Nah, he ain’t directing. Instead, he’ll be providing the score.
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‘Deadpool 2’ Final Trailer: X-Force Gonna Give It To You!
Gonna level with you, motherfuckers. I didn’t watch this final trailer for Deadpool 2. I ain’t afraid of not liking it. No. Rather, I am afraid of having too much of that delicious David Leitch-powered action spoiled for me. However, I did buy my tickets today!
‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Final Trailer: A Very Dumb Movie That Will Make Very Much Money
Here’s the final trailer for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. A patently stupid movie, that I will end up seeing because I’m trash.
Steven Spielberg is directing ‘Blackhawk’ for DC and this would have been exciting 15 years ago
My brother calls Steve Spielberg a “creative coward” these days. I won’t go that far, but I have been generally bored with him for the past decade. So, this news doesn’t move the needle for me. I mean, he ain’t Jaws Spielberg anymore. He’s CGI diarrhea Ready Player One Spielberg. Who knows, maybe he stuns the hair off the my tits with this effort. One can hope.
‘Agents of Shield’ actor Gabriel Luna cast as the new Terminator in upcoming flick
I don’t know one single solitary fucking drop about Gabriel Luna. So I’m going to, for once, just admit I have no goddamn opinion on this casting. That said, I really hope this movie rules.
James McAvoy and Bill Hader in talks for ‘It: Chapter 2’ for whatever that’s worth
Jimmy McAvoy and Billy Hader are in talks to joint the sequel to the exceedingly and mediocre It. I dig both actors, will probably end up seeing this movie, and yet still can’t get excited. That’s just me, though! I hope this news gives your genitals a nice glossy finish.
‘Incredibles 2’ Trailer: It’s Time To Make Some Wrong Things Right!
Oh fuck. I thought that I was apathetic towards a second Incredibles, but here I fucking am. The advertising push has sucked me right in!
‘Deadpool 2’ director officially helming The Rock’s ‘Fast and Furious’ spin-off. I’m fully torqued
David Leitch is officially directing the Fast and Furious spin-off starring The Rock and Jason Statham. While it’s true he wasn’t who I hoped for (rumors had Shane Black in contention), it’s a fantastic consolation prize. Dude has more than proven his action chops across John Wick, Atomic Blonde, and the upcoming Deadpool 2.
‘Atomic Blonde’ sequel in the works, Charlize Theron confirms. Praise the ultra-violent, ultra-violet gods
Man, I dug the fuck out of Atomic Blonde. Furthermore, it appears that a good amount of you filthy omega-scrubs did as well, cause it’s getting a sequel.
