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Jake Gyllenhaal joins ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ sequel as Mysterio

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Well, Jake Gyllenhaal has finally joined the Comic Book Movie game. Not to play Batman, as was rumored last year. Nope, unfortunately. Instead, the dude is going to be playing Mysterio in the Spider-Man: Homecoming sequel.

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‘John Wick 3’ is officially dropping one year from today. Can’t fucking wait, can’t wait at all

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The final installment of the greatest trilogy in American Cinematic History is dropping in exactly one year. So fucking close, so fucking far away. Check out the announcement teaser after the jump!

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‘Mission: Impossible – Fallout’ Trailer: Henry Cavill Is A Wonderful Mustachioed Hammer

I need this fucking movie, my dudes. The M:I movies are fucking fun, and plus I just want to swoon watching Henry Cavill kick ass and rock a mustache for two hours.

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Timothy Olyphant joins Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ and sweet fuck this cast is stacked

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Another day, another post about someone fucking fantastic joining the cast of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Today? It’s Timothy Olyphant!

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Rumor: Peter Jackson is considering a a DC movie. This would have been great fucking news in 2001!

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Peter Jackson, who by my very forgiving assessment hasn’t made a good movie since 2003, is considering directing a DC movie. I’m already anticipating laughing at some thirty-five minute extended CG sequence.

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Margot Robbie has officially joined Tarantino’s ‘Once Upon A Time In Hollywood’ with Burt Reynolds, Kurt Russell, and more in talks

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The cast for Taratino’s ninth movie is shaping up to be fucking preposterous, my dudes. And, thus, my torqued-pants are equally as stretched in anticipation.

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Jordan Peele’s next movie is titled ‘Us’ with Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss in talks

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Jesus fucking Christ, I cannot wait for Jordan Peele’s next movie. Which, by the way, is called Us. Oh! And, it’s dropping March 2019. But, wait! The rumored cast is also insane.

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‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’ is officially in production which is the most righteous news of the day

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I just recently saw the Bill and Ted movies for the first time, and well. It was not unlike being introduced to a religion that really fucking speaks to you in the middle of a midlife crisis. So, I’m goddamn stoked for this third movie. Stoked!

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‘American Gods’ Season 2 is officially filming, debuting sometime in 2019

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I really want to believe in American Gods‘ second season. I’m worried, though, because the show cast off the two showrunners that made its first such a glorious hallucination. For now, I’ll remain cautiously optimistic.

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‘Star Trek 4’ being directed by S.J. Clarkson, the first female to direct a ‘Trek’ movie

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At the moment, there are lot of moving Star Trek parts. Most of us know about the Tarantino-Trek flick, Star Trek 4 is a completely different entity. While the fate of the former remains murky, the latter is beginning to coalesce.

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