#Movies
Dave Bautista wants to star in the ‘Gears of War’ movie. This is perfect beyond measure
Dave Bautista as Marcus Fenix? Motherfuckers, we have finally found a way to get me to care about the Gears of War movie. Which means, of course, this will never happen. And I mean, they would never do this, but imagine if it was a super self-aware, tongue-in-cheek homage to 1980s action movies? Like 21 Jump Street for bro action. It could be so good, especially with his comedic chops.
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‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ Trailer: My Name’s Miles Morales
I am incredibly pumped for this movie.
Jared Leto is getting his own Joker movie ’cause we deserve nothing better
God is dead and the DC Cinematic Universe killed him, hahaha, good god. But, hey, Suicide Squad made money. Which is more than, you know, Lucasfilm can say about their latest venture. Though, to be fair, I really enjoyed Solo, and I though Suicide Squad was one of the worst popcorn movies I’ve ever seen.
‘Bumblebee’ Trailer: Finally, Someone Made A Real Transformers Movie
I’m all about this Bumblebee trailer, my friends. In fact, I’ve bought in on the movie since it was announced that Travis Knight was directing it.
‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ drops official image of Halle Berry looking fucking bad ass
The marketing minds behind John Wick: Chapter 3 today dropped an official image of Halle Berry. The actress, who is playing Sofia, is looking bad ass, and flanked by two equally bad ass dogs.
I need this movie.
Jamie Foxx is starring in the ‘Spawn’ movie and this is equal parts odd and interesting
Jamie Foxx? The Spawn movie? Yeah, I don’t know. It’s such an odd combination that I don’t feel comfortable prognosticating! For once, I know. Mark time. Mark date.
‘Black Water’ Trailer: JCVD and Dolph Lundgren join forces for an ‘Under Siege’ rip-off. Cancel the fucking Oscars, folks
Oh me. Oh my. Anyone who follows OL closely (which, I’ll admit, is no one) knows that I’ve been fucking obsessed with JCVD, Steven Seagal, and 1980s-early 90s action movies in general. So, sweet titty fucking juices, JCVD and Dolph teaming-up for an Under Siege rip-off is all I want. MOTY 2018, mark it.
Final ‘Sicario: Day of the Soldado’ Trailer: Now With 100% More Gunfights
I’m very excited for this movie. To the point where I’m not going to watch this final trailer, because I’m already fucking sold and don’t need more shit spoiled.
‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ casts Halle Berry *and* Anjelica Houston and this is so fucking good
Halle Berry and Anjelica Houston have joined the cast of John Wick: Chapter 3. This is not only is this good news for fans of the franchise, but also for Berry and Houston too. Now, both actresses now can claim to have starred in the final film in the greatest trilogy of all time.
